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    Posts Tagged ‘Queen Victoria’

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    Friday, March 12th, 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff

    Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

    The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!

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    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed

    Thursday, February 4th, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.

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    A Penny For One’s Thoughts

    Monday, March 24th, 2008

    Somewhen, 1857. Now where was I? Ah, yes. In the gutter, in a pool of my own urine, apparently homeless and with no recollection of who I really was. In other (decidedly more succinct) words, I was in big trouble. I elected to try and get up, and maybe take a stroll to see if [...]

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    Lord Likely has Some Trouble with The Brown Mist

    Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

    Behold! The Double-length Conclusion to Lord Likely’s Latest Astonishing Adventure! 1st of May, 1851. As Mr. Harry Flashman and I dashed off to find my missing man-servant, I took the time to explain precisely how my stinking servant had become an integral part of our latest mystery, the disappearance of the Koh-i-Noor Diamond. “Here is [...]

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    The Disturbing Dilema of the Disappearing Diamond

    Thursday, January 24th, 2008

    May 1st, 1851 Mr. Harry Flashman, my man-servant Botter and my fantastically fabulous self made quick on our collective legs, and dashed off to try and escape the oncoming police, who had been alerted to our presence by our fantastically furious bout of fisticuffs just moments before. As we sprinted through the bustling aisles of [...]

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    When Harry Met Likely

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    January 15th, 1857. Now, where the bloody hell was I? Ah, yes. May 1st, 1851. “Harry who?” I asked, although to be honest my actual interest in my cell-mate was extremely minimal. “Harry Flashman,” repeated the fellow, “I imagine you have heard of me, of course.” He grinned with self-satisfaction and pride, characteristics I was [...]

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    In Which His Lordship Makes An Exhibition of Himself.

    Thursday, January 10th, 2008

    January the Tenth, 1857. To be quite honest, the year eighteen fifty-seven has so far been rather disappointing. I’m aware that the year is still very much in its infancy, but infant or not, this year must try damned harder or it shall feel my boot in its backside. Why, I have only gotten drunk [...]

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    Balls of Steel, and Rod of Iron

    Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

    November, 1856. “Are you comfortable?” chortled Silas Surprise, as he double-checked the locks on the box inside of which my lordly form was now contained. “I would be considerably more comfortable if I was not inside this box,” I ventured. “Ha! A commendable try, your lordship! Most commendable indeed! Alas, I am afraid you are [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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