The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Thursday, January 10th, 2008
January the Tenth, 1857. To be quite honest, the year eighteen fifty-seven has so far been rather disappointing. I’m aware that the year is still very much in its infancy, but infant or not, this year must try damned harder or it shall feel my boot in its backside. Why, I have only gotten drunk [...]
Tags: botter, buttocks, champagne, Crystal Palace, drunk, ennui, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, jail, Lord Likley, Queen Victoria
Posted in Lord Likely And The Flash Man | 9 Comments »
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
November, 1856. “Are you comfortable?” chortled Silas Surprise, as he double-checked the locks on the box inside of which my lordly form was now contained. “I would be considerably more comfortable if I was not inside this box,” I ventured. “Ha! A commendable try, your lordship! Most commendable indeed! Alas, I am afraid you are [...]
Tags: arousal, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, penis, Queen Victoria, saw, Silas Surprise, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 8 Comments »
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
November, 1856. Today shall be the final entry concerning my centenary, as I wrap up this two-week long celebration, which has seen me recollecting my finest moments, commissioning a spectacular portrait and, of course, doling out glorious, glittering golden cocks. It has been wonderful fun, and there has been much jubilation and revelry, not to [...]
Tags: bank, embarrassment shame, Likely Centenary, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, masturbation, Queen Victoria, semen
Posted in Random Insertions | 22 Comments »
Sunday, June 17th, 2007
June, 1856 Due to all my recent adventuring, and my time spent in the United States of America, I completely overlooked the birthday celebrations of our current, reigning monarch, Queen Victoria. This is a terrible oversight on my part. I usually make quite an occasion of her Majesty’s birthday (that being the twenty-fourth of May), [...]
Tags: birthday, British Empire, celebrations, Queen Victoria, whisky
Posted in Random Insertions | 7 Comments »
Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Welcome, dear reader, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully erotic journals. If this is your first visit here, then where in the name of dickery have you been? You’ve missed a hell of a lot of astonishing adventures, let me tell you. But it’s alright. I forgive you. We all have to start somewhere, [...]
Tags: beating botter stick, beggars, botter, fantastic, fencing, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Queen Victoria, whisky
Posted in Random Insertions | 5 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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