The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
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Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
—Lord Likely in Exile in Australia—
Lord Likely rises to power in Australia.
Part Two, in which, his cream rising to the top, Lord Likely becomes master of his domain:
May 21, 1862
I begin to father numerous children. The husbands of the children’s mothers are not amused.
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So there I was, standing on the balcony in my nightshirt in [...]
Tags: Australia, beating botter stick, British Speak, Chesterfield Twins, Dolly Malone, Duke of Chesterfield, Exile, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Relax Max
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Monday, May 26th, 2008
—The Sad Chronicles of Lord Likely in Exile—
Part One: Lord Likely lands in Australia.
“With the aid of a friendly native, I come upon my new home.â€
19th May, 1861
Botany Bay
Sydney, New South Wales
Her Majesty’s Austrailian Territories
So there I was, standing, finally, on the soil of my new homeland, staring at the smiling red-haired wench and experiencing [...]
Tags: Australia, botter, British Speak, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Molly Muff, Relax Max
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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