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    Posts Tagged ‘Sherlock Holmes’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    In Which I Outsmart Mr. Sherlock Holmes

    Thursday, November 20th, 2014

    Lord Likely dupes the ‘Great Detective’.

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    Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump

    Friday, July 23rd, 2010

    Lord Likely reviews three Victorian-set books, AND announces the winners of his corking contest! A double-helping of delights!

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    Rampant Holmes-o-Phobia

    Monday, December 28th, 2009

    Lord Likely expounds upon his complete and utter dislike for the ‘great detective’, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

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    Caught On A Photographic Device

    Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

    Lord Likely is still missing, presumed dead or very severely drunk. I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, had given up hope of finding his lordship, until some photographic prints arrived upon my desk…

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    Inspector Spunkleford Is On The Case

    Sunday, February 15th, 2009

    It began like any other day for me, Inspector Albert Spunkleford. Then disaster struck – we ran out of jam in the house. Then, further disaster struck – Lord Likely was apparently DEAD…

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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