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Posts Tagged ‘Silas Surprise’
The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
It’s the EXPLOSIVE finale of Lord Likely’s three-part adventure alongside Mr. Cornelius Quaint – can the squabbling duo save Buckingham Palace from being blown to pieces by a maniac magician?
Tags: adventure, bomb, books, botter, Buckingham Palace, Butter, Cornelius Quaint, Darren Craske, Eleventh Plague, Equivoque Peinciple, explosion, fiction, humour, Lord Likely, Silas Surprise, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two
Friday, March 12th, 2010
The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….
Tags: books, botter, Buckingham Palace, Butter, Cornelius Quaint, Darren Craske, fiction, humour, illusion, Lord Likely, Queen Victoria, Silas Surprise, The Friday Project, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!
Tags: adventure, botter, Buckingham Palace, Butter, conjurer, Cornelius Quaint, Darren Craske, fight, humour, illusion, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, magic, Queen Victoria, Silas Surprise, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Beast of Christmas Present
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Christmas Day, 1856. Well, what a fine Christmas-time I am having this year. Not only have I already enjoyed urinating on a beggar, and having intercourse with a ghost, but today I received a rather marvelous present from my wretched man-servant, Botter. I rose early on Christmas morn, and was looking forward to thrashing my [...]
Tags: botter, Christmas, Likely Estate, lion, Lord Likely, pet, present, Silas Surprise, Thundercock
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Balls of Steel, and Rod of Iron
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
November, 1856. “Are you comfortable?” chortled Silas Surprise, as he double-checked the locks on the box inside of which my lordly form was now contained. “I would be considerably more comfortable if I was not inside this box,” I ventured. “Ha! A commendable try, your lordship! Most commendable indeed! Alas, I am afraid you are [...]
Tags: arousal, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, penis, Queen Victoria, saw, Silas Surprise, theatre
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Lord Likely chases the dragon
Saturday, December 15th, 2007
November, 1856. “Well,” I said, pulling my trousers back up following my recent bout of intercourse. “I think that concludes my…cross examination. Now, Mr. Silas Surprise, I shall be going, but I dare say that I shall return in due course, and I shall bring with me conclusive evidence that you are nothing more than [...]
Tags: botter, hallucination, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, magic, opium, saw, Silas Surprise, snake, vagina
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Wherein his lordship pumps a suspect for clues.
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
November, 1856. The first thing I noticed about Mr. Silas Surprise was the enormous size of his wand. I could not help but notice it, really. As Archie, the doctor and I entered Mr. Surprise’s dressing-room to confront him over our recent tussle with an alarmingly un-dead gentleman, we found the conjurer standing proudly next [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, assistant, Doctor, intercourse, interrogation, King of Spades, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Silas Surprise, theatre, undead bastard, wand envy
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The Horrifying Horror of the Undead Bounder
Monday, December 10th, 2007
November, 1856. When one dies, I firmly believe that one should stay dead. It is rather bad form to suddenly spring back to life, and considerably worse form still to then attempt to eat the brains of anyone else in the vicinity. People tend to frown upon such cannibalistic actions in polite society. Yet it [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, brains, Doctor, fight, King of Spades, Lord Likely, mystery, Silas Surprise, theatre, undead bastard
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A forced entrance, and an uncomfortable exit.
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
November, 1856.Having rather skillfully and artfully negotiated my entrance into the theatre, I was feeling somewhat chipper, that is until my progress was once again impeded upon, this time by a rather old chap wearing a comically ill-fitting waistcoat. I regarded him with barely-concealed derision. “Good evening, sirs,” the fellow croaked. “Could I just see [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, arse, botter, card trick, chorus girls, Lord Likely, magic, Mr. Helix Thrunt, Silas Surprise, stoats, theatre
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In which his lordship hits the town – right in the balls.
Monday, November 19th, 2007
November 20th, 1856. It was a freezing cold, damp and drizzly November evening, and rather than being snugly ensconced in the warmth of my luxurious mansion, I was outside, standing in the rain, getting wetter and more irate with each passing second. “What in the name of blue-arsed buggery am I doing here?” I snapped [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bestiality, botter, bruised bollock, drunk, gas, lion, Lord Likely, magic, show, Silas Surprise, theatre
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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- Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump
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- The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two
- The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?
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- A Fine, Upstanding Member
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three
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