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    Posts Tagged ‘The Hairy Clam’

    The Jerker Report

    Saturday, August 25th, 2007

    July, 1856. From the report of Captain Dick Jerker, of the New York City Police Department: I ordered my men to continue firing upon the pirate ship ‘The Hairy Clam‘ that was advancing onto US shores, until I saw the vessel rocked with explosions and saw it sink beneath the waves, no doubt taking it’s [...]

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    A Warm Welcome to America

    Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

    July, 1856. As we approached solid land for the first time in weeks, I could clearly see the stars and stripes of the American flag flying from the roof-top of a small building on the coast. Either we had chanced upon another country with precisely the same flag as the US, or we were finally [...]

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    What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor?

    Sunday, August 19th, 2007

    July, 1856 And so, having taken complete and utter control of the Hairy Clam, we continued to sail onwards to America, to answer the call from my brother, Ludlow. I say ‘we’, but of course Botter did most of the actual sailing, while I decided to relieve the ship of it’s supplies of rum, of [...]

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    Clam Lappers

    Thursday, August 16th, 2007

    June, 1856 “There you go, my dear,” I said, rolling off of Captain Labia NoBeard, after I had issued forth within her. “Thank you, your lordship,” panted Labia, beads of sweat glistening on her chest. “Many thanks indeed.” “Oh no, thank you,” I replied, lighting up two cigarettes. “It was very decent of you to [...]

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    Scratching the Itch

    Sunday, August 12th, 2007

    June, 1856. And so, Botter and I went on to spend the next couple of days in the captivity of the comely lady pirates. It was not an uncomfortable captivity; indeed, we were allowed to wander freely about the decks of the Hairy Clam, we were fed well, and enjoyed frequent intercourse with the female [...]

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    Post-Coital Peril

    Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

    June, 1856 It was several hours later when Botter and I finally emerged from the cabin of the Hairy Clam, having been roundly ravaged by the sex-starved female pirates. We both simultaneously lit up a post-coital cigarette each, and gazed out over the moon-lit waters of the ocean. “I haven’t seen that many nipples since [...]

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    Lord Likely and the Pirates

    Saturday, August 4th, 2007

    June, 1856 Before Botter and I could beat a hasty retreat from the vicinity of the pirate ship, some masked figures rushed to the side of the vessel and pointed pistols in our general direction. Escape, it seemed, would be impossible. Or, at least, extremely painful. “I would say the game is up, Botter.” I [...]

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