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Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.
Just another typical day for his lordship, then.
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, tits, whodunnit, Winsome Pine
Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 12 Comments »
In Which Lord Likely Makes A Fist Of It
Friday, October 24th, 2008
September, 1857.
“What in the name of all that is sacred and holy do you think you are doing?” bellowed Professor Ventricle, after I had punched him squarely in the face, strongly suspecting that he was none other than my arch-nemesis, Harold Loathsome, in some sort of shoddy disguise.
“Give it up, Loathsome! Your terrible charade is [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, Harold Loathsome, humour, Lord Likely, mimsy, Mr Bertrum Gumbumble, murder, Professor Ventricle, punch, St. Bumthrusty's, tits
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 14 Comments »
A Tale of Two Ladies: The Climax
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
For the preceding chapter, click here. [...]
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, erotic, farce, intercourse, Judge Joseph Dreadful, Lord Likely, Madam Fate, Maud, threesome, tits
Posted in Random Insertions | 13 Comments »
Lord Likely has Some Trouble with The Brown Mist
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Behold! The Double-length Conclusion to Lord Likely’s Latest Astonishing Adventure!
1st of May, 1851.
As Mr. Harry Flashman and I dashed off to find my missing man-servant, I took the time to explain precisely how my stinking servant had become an integral part of our latest mystery, the disappearance of the Koh-i-Noor Diamond.
“Here is what I believe [...]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, drunk, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely, Prince Albert, Queen Victoria, The Brown Mist, thief, tits
Posted in Lord Likely And The Flash Man | 7 Comments »
The Shopping Habits of a Lord
Monday, April 16th, 2007
April 1856
Timothy Tackle-Tuck’s Tailor Shop is not the only store I frequent. I concede that I do not venture into the grimy, idiot-filled streets of the town all that often, preferring to send Botter in my place to buy the necessary supplies, and then beating him senseless when he fails to bring back everything I [...]
Tags: aristocrat, shopping, shops, tits
Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | No Comments »
About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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