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    Riding Off Into The Sunset

    Saturday, October 27th, 2007

    July, 1856. Lance took my unconscious form back down to Camp Camp, where I was immediately taken in by the Red Rump Tribe and given the very best medical aid they had to offer. I do not recall much of this part of my adventure, as I flitted in and out of consciousness, although I [...]

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    The Jerker Report

    Saturday, August 25th, 2007

    July, 1856. From the report of Captain Dick Jerker, of the New York City Police Department: I ordered my men to continue firing upon the pirate ship ‘The Hairy Clam‘ that was advancing onto US shores, until I saw the vessel rocked with explosions and saw it sink beneath the waves, no doubt taking it’s [...]

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    What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor?

    Sunday, August 19th, 2007

    July, 1856 And so, having taken complete and utter control of the Hairy Clam, we continued to sail onwards to America, to answer the call from my brother, Ludlow. I say ‘we’, but of course Botter did most of the actual sailing, while I decided to relieve the ship of it’s supplies of rum, of [...]

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    Inside the Bastard

    Friday, July 6th, 2007

    June, 1856 Captain Anchor and I boarded the HMS Bastard, with Botter lagging behind, carefully attempting to balance all twelve cases of luggage I had bought along with me. We ascended through the decks, only stopping to wait for Botter to pick up the cases that he would invariably drop with increasing frequency. “Whoops!” he [...]

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    All Aboard for Adventure!

    Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

    June, 1856 We made good progress on our journey to Southampton, with only one minor inconvenience when Botter asked that we stop for lunch. I naturally refused him permission, and instead told him to keep his mouth wide open as we rode, and with any luck he might accidentally swallow a fly or two, thereby [...]

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    A Lot of Likelys

    Monday, June 25th, 2007

    June, 1856 Botter, having regained consciousness, prepared the carriage for our immediate departure to Southampton, from where we would sail to America. As he busily set about his task, I stood around looking handsome and suave, as is my wont. “Milord,”said Botter, as he set about tethering my fastest horse, Reynolds, to the carriage. “Forgive [...]

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    A Letter From America

    Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

    June 2nd, 1856 It was a rather uneventful morning on the Likely Estate, with Botter dutifully taking my inside-leg measurements for a new pair of trousers. As I prefer to be naked when getting measured, this was proving to be rather a difficult task for my struggling servant, as my extremely massive manhood kept getting [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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