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    Lord Likely Beats off the Beast

    Sunday, May 4th, 2008

    April, 1857. So, there I was; standing in a moonlit wood with a monster’s cock in my hands, inadvertently working him up into a state of complete arousal. It is funny how life turns out, sometimes. Having started to get the beast worked up, I reasoned that it was only polite to finish the job [...]

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    Clawed Likely

    Monday, April 28th, 2008

    April, 1857. “So, you must be Mr. The Beast,” I said calmly, as the slavering beast advanced upon me. “I don’t suppose you would care for a cup of tea, or something?” “Grrrrrarrrgggh!” said the beast. “Grrrrarrrgggh?” I repeated. “Good heavens, your diction is really quite awful. Now listen here, old chap, you’ve been rather [...]

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    When In Doubt, Crack One Out

    Friday, April 11th, 2008

    April, 1857. Writing these very journals is usually an exceedingly simple task. Being so incredibly gifted and ridiculously talented, I find that writing is almost second-nature to me, like breathing, or love-making, or crapping into my man-servant’s bed. However, as my last entry proves, I was having great difficulty in penning an article worthy of [...]

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    In Which Botter Has A Simply Smashing Time

    Thursday, January 31st, 2008

    May the First, Eighteen Fifty-One. “Aye,” said Harry Flashman, leaning in to get a closer look at the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, now believed to be a fake. “I’ll say we have a mystery on our hands. This one is definitely not the real thing.” “Now, Mr. Flashman, are you absolutely certain? I need you to be [...]

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    One in the Eye for Doctor Corkscrews

    Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

    June, 1856. “Bollocks,” I exclaimed, as Doctor Corkscrews continued to advance upon me, seemingly hell-bent on running me through with his two bottle-opening devices. “Do not try to resist, yer lordship,” he growled, “it’ll only hurt for a while…heh, heh, heh.” Doctor Corkscrews, as drawn by my good self, using my finest inks. “You shan’t [...]

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    Pounding the Palmerston

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

    June, 1856 Following the fracas at dinner, I left the dining room, stopping along the way to collect a few cabin numbers from some women who seemed rather eager to further make my acquaintance, as well as from a couple of men. Being a modern-thinking Victorian gentle-man, I gratefully took all the details thrust upon [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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