The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
Monday, February 27th, 2012
As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…
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Saturday, February 25th, 2012
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
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Monday, January 30th, 2012
AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]
Sunday, October 9th, 2011
AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]
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Saturday, May 7th, 2011
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
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Friday, February 4th, 2011
NEVER MIND all that ‘keep calm and carry on‘ bollockery, the motto above is truly the only one which any respecting gentle-man or lady would wish adorned ‘pon their chests or walls, or have etched indelibly on the face of one’s man-servant using a piping-hot BRANDING IRON. And now YOU (yes, you – to whom [...]
Friday, January 7th, 2011
Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!
Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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