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    Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

    Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.

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    Lord Likely’s Top Fives

    Monday, February 27th, 2012

    As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…

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    Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee

    Saturday, February 25th, 2012

    It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.

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    Vote Likely!

    Monday, January 30th, 2012

    AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]

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    Likely vs Elemental

    Sunday, October 9th, 2011

    AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]

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    The Likely Letters – Part Two

    Saturday, May 7th, 2011

    Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…

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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    Words of Wisdom

    Friday, February 4th, 2011

    NEVER MIND all that ‘keep calm and carry on‘ bollockery, the motto above is truly the only one which any respecting gentle-man or lady would wish adorned ‘pon their chests or walls, or have etched indelibly on the face of one’s man-servant using a piping-hot BRANDING IRON. And now YOU (yes, you – to whom [...]

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    The Lord Moves In Mysterious Ways

    Friday, January 7th, 2011

    Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!

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    The Strange Case Of The Sinister Snowman, Part Two

    Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

    The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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