The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely

One Score and Four, Hour Thirteen: The Waiting Waiter

Friday, January 29th, 2010

HOUR THIRTEEN! And Likely finally gets into the gala ball, but finds his drink order curiously delayed…

Tags: 24, drink, fiction, fight, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, Sir Rhubarb Muddick, Victorian, waiter, weblit, whisky

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‘Til Death Do Us Part

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

DOUBLE-LENGTH LIKELY!

His lordship has successfully evaded marriage – but will he be able to escape from the church with his blood still contained within his noble form?

Tags: adventure, blood, botter, Evan Hellsinger, fiction, Helena Handbaskett, horror, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Spunkleford, vampires, whisky

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Tunneling Into the Past

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

20th June, 1857.
Hmmm, now where was I?
Ah yes. I had apparently lost my home and my entire estate to a couple of swarthy Italians in a drunken wager, and my man-servant and I were now attempting to sneak our way back into the Likely Estate via a secret tunnel, when all of a sudden something [...]

Tags: booze, botter, drunk, Harold Loathsome, hip flask, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, St. Bumthrusty's, Tugger, whisky

Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 15 Comments »

Lord Likely Returns, Entire Globe Rejoices

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

June 18th, 1857.

Good day, all. And how the devil are you?
- Lord Likely.
Everyone at humor-blogs.com wishes they could be Lord Likely. Or at the vear least, they wish they could be in him.
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Tags: botter, celebrations, Likelymania, Lord Likely, returns, The Black Death, The Daily Describer, whisky

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Lord Likely Goes

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

April the Seventh, 1857.
“Botter,” I said, as I strode into the living room of my luxurious mansion on a sunny, April morn. “Get yourself packed, my good man. We are going!”
“Going?” repeated Botter, adhering to a lifelong pattern of complete befuddlement and utter bewilderment. “Going where, milord?”
“I do not know, Botter. All I do know [...]

Tags: absence, Amazonians, Big Ben Likely, botter, French, holiday, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, pornography, toilet, whisky, writers

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Wherein his lordship takes a trip down Memory Lane, and vomits up some anecdotes.

Monday, November 26th, 2007

November, 1856.
Needless to say, after being caught with his trousers around his ankles with a solitary playing card sticking out of his arse-crack, Archibald the Entirely Adequate looked more than slightly embarrassed, and less than entirely adequate.
“And what is going on here?” I asked, with mock outrage in my voice.
“Good heavens! Likely!” my old school-chum [...]

Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, card trick, drunk, Ginger Harrison, Harold Loathsome, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, memories, nun, show, St. Bumthrusty's, theatre, whisky

Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »

All Rise For Her Majesty

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

June, 1856
Due to all my recent adventuring, and my time spent in the United States of America, I completely overlooked the birthday celebrations of our current, reigning monarch, Queen Victoria.
This is a terrible oversight on my part. I usually make quite an occasion of her Majesty’s birthday (that being the twenty-fourth of May), as not [...]

Tags: birthday, British Empire, celebrations, Queen Victoria, whisky

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The Beast With Two Backs

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

March, 1856.I rose up out of Miss Nipples’ bed, and strode to the window triumphantly.
“That was a very satisfactory bout of intercourse,” I said, adjusting my now-wonky top hat. “You have done yourself proud, Miss Nipples, and I applaud you.”
Readers of this journal may feel cheated at the omission of a detailed description of my [...]

Tags: intercourse, Miss Eileen Nipples, vase, whisky

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The Riddle of the Runaway Romanov

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

March 27th, 1856
The day began much like any other. That is to say, it started with the morning.
I was busily waxing my moustache when I heard Botter return from the shops, where he had been sent to purchase essential items for the house.
I finished off styling my proud whiskers, then hastened downstairs to the drawing [...]

Tags: adventure, ambassador, newspaper, Russian, whisky

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Introducing Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer.

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Welcome, dear reader, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully erotic journals.
If this is your first visit here, then where in the name of dickery have you been? You’ve missed a hell of a lot of astonishing adventures, let me tell you. But it’s alright. I forgive you. We all have to start somewhere, I [...]

Tags: beating botter stick, beggars, botter, fantastic, fencing, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Queen Victoria, whisky

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