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- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Posts Tagged ‘writing’
How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.
Tags: botter, computation devices, computing, eagle, humour, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, Mr. Charles Babbage, octopus, parody, rainforest, The Astonishizer Engine, Victorian, web fiction, web-logging, weblit, writing
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The Love Dungeon
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
July 20th, 1857. “Here we are, Botter,” I boomed in a loud, steady voice, “This is…THE LOVE DUNGEON!” “Crikey!” chirped Botter as he followed me out of the secret passageway, and into the new room. ‘Crikey’ was hardly a befitting exclamation with which to convey the required admiration and respect for this den of debauchery. [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, humor, intercourse, ladies, Lord Likely, Lord William Knott-Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, sex toys, The Carrotty Kid, The Love Dungeon, The Steam-Powered Flange Thudder, writing
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Up the Dirty Tunnel
Monday, June 30th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, fruit and veg, humor, Italian, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, penis, plant, praeditus senior, tunnel, writing
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Intermission: Wherein Lord Likely is Well Liked
Saturday, January 12th, 2008
January the 12th, 1857. I know I have just commenced upon the recollection of another of my astonishing adventures, and I acknowledge that it is rather bad form to interrupt my latest tale so soon in proceedings, but I have some news to impart to you all which simply cannot wait. At any rate, these [...]
Tags: awards, blogging, Lord Likely, masturbation, Performancing Awards, quirky, victory, winning, writing
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The Likely Centenary: His Lordship’s Greatest Hits
Monday, November 5th, 2007
November 5th, 1856. Remember, remember the fifth of November. Not because of that awful terrorist bastard Guy Fawkes, and his preposterous plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament. No, dear readers, the real reason to remember this historic day is that it is the very day that I, Lord Likely, celebrate my one-hundredth journal [...]
Tags: blogging, botter, celebrations, centenary, champagne, excellence, Greatest Hits, journals, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, writing
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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Latest Ejaculations
- Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump
- ‘Tis A Knockout
- The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two
- The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?
- How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices
- A Fine, Upstanding Member
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three
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