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    Posts Tagged ‘writing’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    In Which His Lordship Is Uncovered

    Tuesday, May 24th, 2016

    This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June). It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken […]

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    How To Write A Book That Is Not Simply Irredeemable Arse-Paper

    Friday, May 29th, 2015

    Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.

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    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Thursday, March 5th, 2015

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Sunday, May 16th, 2010

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

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    The Love Dungeon

    Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

    July 20th, 1857. “Here we are, Botter,” I boomed in a loud, steady voice, “This is…THE LOVE DUNGEON!” “Crikey!” chirped Botter as he followed me out of the secret passageway, and into the new room. ‘Crikey’ was hardly a befitting exclamation with which to convey the required admiration and respect for this den of debauchery. […]

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    Up the Dirty Tunnel

    Monday, June 30th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the […]

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    Intermission: Wherein Lord Likely is Well Liked

    Saturday, January 12th, 2008

    January the 12th, 1857. I know I have just commenced upon the recollection of another of my astonishing adventures, and I acknowledge that it is rather bad form to interrupt my latest tale so soon in proceedings, but I have some news to impart to you all which simply cannot wait. At any rate, these […]

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    The Likely Centenary: His Lordship’s Greatest Hits

    Monday, November 5th, 2007

    November 5th, 1856. Remember, remember the fifth of November. Not because of that awful terrorist bastard Guy Fawkes, and his preposterous plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament. No, dear readers, the real reason to remember this historic day is that it is the very day that I, Lord Likely, celebrate my one-hundredth journal […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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