HOLD ONTO your hats, dear readers – for my most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet is on the horizon!

YES! I, Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – shall be embarking on a most THRILLING twenty-four hour escapade, with a fresh chapter arriving EVERY HOUR on the hour betwixt midday on the 28th of January, until midday on the 29th January! That is twenty four NEW chapters of my astonishing adventures, all in ONE DAY! Truly, you are all being spoiled rotten!

Each exciting episode of this extraordinary tale shall be written on the day itself by my scribe, Mr. Andrew D. Fanton, who has agreed to go without sleep for the duration of this adventure! (I say ‘agreed’, I mean ‘grudgingly assented to do so lest I battered his head to a pulp’) so you shall be able to WATCH in AMAZEMENT as the story unfolds RIGHT BEFORE your VERY (stunned) EYES!

Furthermore, if you are following my WILDLY ENTERTAINING antics ‘pon the Twittering Device or in the Book of Faces (which you jolly well should be, you know), YOU shall be able to help shape the story at key points! Imagine that, dear friends – Lord Likely at your very mercy!

It promises to be a SENSATIONAL SPECTACULAR, which will quite possibly leave the world CHANGED FOREVER, and for the better. Be sure not to miss out on this most magnificent of mysteries, dear readers, lest you be derided by your peers for ever more – might I suggest you take this opportunity to SUBSCRIBE to my journals so that you do not miss one ruddy thing!

So, in summary: that’s One Score and Four; a live, twenty-four hour adventure, commencing 12pm on the 28th January, and concluding at midday the following day.

Do please join me, for the TIME of your LIVES!

– Lord Likely.

Post-script: In far less interesting news, my scribe now has his very own website and web-log. Visit andyfanton.com if you want to see his scrawls, or if you are foolish enough to wish to hire the wretch!

– Lord Likely returns in an ALL-NEW adventure NEXT WEEK. Huzzah!

As you can see, ladies and gentle-men, I have resolved to continue being thoroughly EXCELLENT this year, so I hope you shall resolve to join me! Happy New Year, one and all!

– Lord Likely.

I fully endorse this service, although I cannot either confirm or deny whether I am the ‘Lord L.’ in the advertisement above. Ahem.

Today’s astonishing article was  penned by a glorious guest-writer; the entirely excellent and rather ravishing Lady Catherine. Repay her fabulous work by visiting her fine web-log – and tell her Lord Likely sent you!

Be back here in a few short days, chums, wherein I shall be giving away FREE BOOKS. Huzzah!

Toodle-pip!

– Lord Likely, and Lady Catherine.

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– Lord Likely.

Witness the awesome spectacle that was the previous Incredible Inter-Active Adventure, by venturing hither.

I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say.

Toodle-pip!

– Lord Likely.

Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder!

humor-blogs.com once killed a man. Well, we say ‘kill’. We mean ‘touched inappropriately about the bathing-suit area’.

Hungry for more inter-net based fiction? Then may I suggest you peruse The Web Fiction Guide, Pages Unbound or The Blog Fiction Blog, all of which are thoroughly excellent, due in no small part to the fact that I am listed with them all. Huzzah!

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– Lord Likely.

Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship’s current adventure resumes, when Lord Likely gets incredibly freakish with Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish.

A Terribly Important Announcement! His lordship has very kindly decided to let all of you join him in The Cock and Balls (his preferred drinking establishment) for light and heavy refreshments, chit-chat and barely-concealed flirting. Do the honourable thing, and visit the Cock and Ball Inn right NOW! Many thanks.

His lordship would like to take this opportunity to give his hardened, fully-engorged thanks to his loyal readers, for their continued support over the past year. His lordship is truly grateful, and wished that he could penetrate each and every one of you in return. Cheers!

Welcome! The following web-loggers have had the the enormous honour of being added to his lordship’s link list to-day. So please do welcome along neOnbubble, Sexy Swinging, Much of Muchness, Greeneyezz, eve 101, Karim Pie, Identity Check, Krapsody, Vanessa Aguiunta and Paula. Please, do make yourselves comfortable.

Lord Likely Joins The Carnival! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely is one of the many humourous web-logs to partake in The Humor Blog Carnival, currently being hosted by Mr. Kevin over at Pointless Banter. As well as his lordship’s fine work, there are also links to many other excellent web-logs, which you should jolly well visit right now. Hooray!

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February, 1857.

Good day, all!

We all know how incredible, amazing, dashing, debonair and all-round damned-well astonishing I am, but still there remain people in this wide world who have no idea of how fantastic I truly am.

With this in mind, I have commissioned this short piece of film below to act as a public service, informing those poor fools who remain unaware of my wondrousness of the fact I am, indeed, completely wondrous.

I do hope you enjoy watching this most delightful and erotic of moving pictures, and please feel free to stick it on your very own web-log, or share it with friends and families. I am sure the children will love it.

Those of you who do a particularly sterling job of whoring me around the inter-web, or who do so in a particularly inventive manner, will receive my eternal moist gratitude, and maybe even some sort of a prize, if I can be bothered to arrange anything.

Now, dim the lights and unzip your trousers: for I now present for your viewing pleasure Lord Likely: The R-Rated Trailer!

Enjoy!

Toodle-pip!

– Lord Likely.

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