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Archive for November, 2007
In which an unfortunate fellow is slain by a King.
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
November, 1856. As I finally took my seat in the theatre’s auditorium, next to my man-servant Botter, the curtains rose on what was going to prove to be an unforgettable show – for all the wrong reasons. First on were the chorus girls, with whom I had already had the pleasure of acquainting myself with […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, card trick, King of Spades, magic, murder, Rule Britannia, stoats, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 10 Comments »
Wherein his lordship takes a trip down Memory Lane, and vomits up some anecdotes.
Monday, November 26th, 2007
November, 1856. Needless to say, after being caught with his trousers around his ankles with a solitary playing card sticking out of his arse-crack, Archibald the Entirely Adequate looked more than slightly embarrassed, and less than entirely adequate. “And what is going on here?” I asked, with mock outrage in my voice. “Good heavens! Likely!” […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, card trick, drunk, Ginger Harrison, Harold Loathsome, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, memories, nun, show, St. Bumthrusty's, theatre, whisky
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »
A forced entrance, and an uncomfortable exit.
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
November, 1856.Having rather skillfully and artfully negotiated my entrance into the theatre, I was feeling somewhat chipper, that is until my progress was once again impeded upon, this time by a rather old chap wearing a comically ill-fitting waistcoat. I regarded him with barely-concealed derision. “Good evening, sirs,” the fellow croaked. “Could I just see […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, arse, botter, card trick, chorus girls, Lord Likely, magic, Mr. Helix Thrunt, Silas Surprise, stoats, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »
In which his lordship hits the town – right in the balls.
Monday, November 19th, 2007
November 20th, 1856. It was a freezing cold, damp and drizzly November evening, and rather than being snugly ensconced in the warmth of my luxurious mansion, I was outside, standing in the rain, getting wetter and more irate with each passing second. “What in the name of blue-arsed buggery am I doing here?” I snapped […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bestiality, botter, bruised bollock, drunk, gas, lion, Lord Likely, magic, show, Silas Surprise, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 8 Comments »
The day I ejaculated upon the Queen’s face
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
November, 1856. Today shall be the final entry concerning my centenary, as I wrap up this two-week long celebration, which has seen me recollecting my finest moments, commissioning a spectacular portrait and, of course, doling out glorious, glittering golden cocks. It has been wonderful fun, and there has been much jubilation and revelry, not to […]
Tags: bank, embarrassment shame, Likely Centenary, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, masturbation, Queen Victoria, semen
Posted in Random Insertions | 22 Comments »
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Monday, November 12th, 2007
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Tags: advertisement, centenary, children, cigarettes, Lord Likely, Puffy's
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In which His lordship is Framed and then Hanged
Friday, November 9th, 2007
November 10th, 1856. With my centennial celebrations in full swing, I was feeling particularly jubilant and high-spirited yesterday, so thought I would celebrate my recent milestone by commissioning a portrait of myself, to forever immortalise my ravishing form, and to no doubt act as a masturbatory aid for lonely housewives. And men too, I would […]
Tags: botter, Constable, Cuntstubble, erotic, Likely Centenary, Lord Likely, mute prostitute, painting, portrait
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Lord Likely’s Golden Cock of Excellence
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
November, 1856. Having recently completed my one-hundredth exhilarating entry in these very journals, I decided to celebrate this centennial by imbibing one-hundred pints of beer, whilst hosting a massive orgy featuring some one-hundred ladies. Needless to say, the combination of such a large amount of alcohol and numerous wet, sweaty bodies did not mix well, […]
Tags: awards, cock, excellence, honours, Likely Centenary, Lord Likely, Lord Likely's Golden Cock of Excellence, Lord Palmerston
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The Likely Centenary: His Lordship’s Greatest Hits
Monday, November 5th, 2007
November 5th, 1856. Remember, remember the fifth of November. Not because of that awful terrorist bastard Guy Fawkes, and his preposterous plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament. No, dear readers, the real reason to remember this historic day is that it is the very day that I, Lord Likely, celebrate my one-hundredth journal […]
Tags: blogging, botter, celebrations, centenary, champagne, excellence, Greatest Hits, journals, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, writing
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A Horrifying Tale of Horror
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
October 31st, 1856. Hallowe’en. Upon returning to the Likely Estate after my long, arduous, but nonetheless astonishing American Adventure, I was annoyed to find that there was scant food in the house, and the food which we did have had long since expired and gone off. Worse still, squirrels had somehow gotten into my lovely […]
Tags: beggars, botter, cane, Gary, halloween, horror, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, miracle, paupers, terror, vomit
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