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IMAGINE the sheer despair that would wash over you should you EVER miss an astonishing announcement, a pulse-pounding post or breath-taking book to come from my noble self? I dare say your mood would blacken, relationships with your loved ones would become strained, tensions would rise in the workplace…and before you know it, you shall be on the streets or in the workhouse, all because you missed something that everyone else was talking about.
WELL NE’ER FEAR!
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