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Archive for December, 2007
The Most Erotic Portrait the World Has Ever Seen
Sunday, December 30th, 2007
December 31st, 1856. So, the year eighteen fifty-six is finally coming to its inevitable, thrusting climax; and soon I shall find myself gently entering the year eighteen fifty-seven, in which I shall no doubt be faced with a slew of new astonishing adventures, and more than my fair share of buxom wenches to pump wildly. […]
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The Beast of Christmas Present
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Christmas Day, 1856. Well, what a fine Christmas-time I am having this year. Not only have I already enjoyed urinating on a beggar, and having intercourse with a ghost, but today I received a rather marvelous present from my wretched man-servant, Botter. I rose early on Christmas morn, and was looking forward to thrashing my […]
Tags: botter, Christmas, Likely Estate, lion, Lord Likely, pet, present, Silas Surprise, Thundercock
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A Very Likely Christmas
Friday, December 21st, 2007
Presenting a special double-length festive adventure, in one giant, throbbing part. December, 1856. It was Christmas Eve, and I was in London Town, doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, for myself, of course. I had thus far treated myself to a solid-gold moustache comb, five bottles of whisky and a particularly pornographic pamphlet entitled ‘Shoeless Hussies’. […]
Tags: beggars, botter, Christmas, ejaculate, Ghost of Christmas Past, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, spirit, urine
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Balls of Steel, and Rod of Iron
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
November, 1856. “Are you comfortable?” chortled Silas Surprise, as he double-checked the locks on the box inside of which my lordly form was now contained. “I would be considerably more comfortable if I was not inside this box,” I ventured. “Ha! A commendable try, your lordship! Most commendable indeed! Alas, I am afraid you are […]
Tags: arousal, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, penis, Queen Victoria, saw, Silas Surprise, theatre
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Lord Likely chases the dragon
Saturday, December 15th, 2007
November, 1856. “Well,” I said, pulling my trousers back up following my recent bout of intercourse. “I think that concludes my…cross examination. Now, Mr. Silas Surprise, I shall be going, but I dare say that I shall return in due course, and I shall bring with me conclusive evidence that you are nothing more than […]
Tags: botter, hallucination, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, magic, opium, saw, Silas Surprise, snake, vagina
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Wherein his lordship pumps a suspect for clues.
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
November, 1856. The first thing I noticed about Mr. Silas Surprise was the enormous size of his wand. I could not help but notice it, really. As Archie, the doctor and I entered Mr. Surprise’s dressing-room to confront him over our recent tussle with an alarmingly un-dead gentleman, we found the conjurer standing proudly next […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, assistant, Doctor, intercourse, interrogation, King of Spades, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Silas Surprise, theatre, undead bastard, wand envy
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The Horrifying Horror of the Undead Bounder
Monday, December 10th, 2007
November, 1856. When one dies, I firmly believe that one should stay dead. It is rather bad form to suddenly spring back to life, and considerably worse form still to then attempt to eat the brains of anyone else in the vicinity. People tend to frown upon such cannibalistic actions in polite society. Yet it […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, brains, Doctor, fight, King of Spades, Lord Likely, mystery, Silas Surprise, theatre, undead bastard
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The mystery thickens, curdles and then goes off.
Thursday, December 6th, 2007
November, 1856.“Is there a doctor in the house?” I repeated to the crowd of stunned faces before me. No-one moved a muscle, until one rather plump woman stood up and pointed a shaking finger at the recently deceased fellow, lying in a pool of his own blood on the stage behind me, a solitary playing […]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bastard zomibe, botter, Doctor Corkscrews, King of Spades, Lord Likely, murder, panic, theatre
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
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