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    Archive for February, 2007

    Horses

    Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

    March 1st 1856 I know what you’re probably thinking at this point: how many horses do I own, and what are they called? Well, dear reader, I shall tell you. I own five horses, and they are named as follows: Sir Cloppington – my favourite horse, a proud, black stallion with hundreds of miles on […]

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    Destination: ADVENTURE!

    Monday, February 26th, 2007

    February 27th 1856 (elevenses) “Buckingham Palace?” exclaimed Botter, upon hearing me reveal the location of my latest stalker’s return address. I sighed, as I am partial to doing when in the company of such low-level intelligence. “Buckingham PLACE, Botter, you cloth-eared miscreant.” “You what, your lordship?” I rolled my eyes, and then clouted Botter with […]

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    The Mystery of the Missive

    Sunday, February 25th, 2007

    February 26th, 1856 Receiving death-threats is nothing new to me. Living in a state of sheer, unbridled luxury and hedonism as I do, I am prone to angry missives fired off from those less fortunate than I, on an alarmingly regular basis. These range from passionately detailed essays written by seething socialists, to hastily-scrawled notes […]

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    Adventure Arrives in an Envelope

    Sunday, February 25th, 2007

    February 25th 1856 (morning-time) It began a day like any other, with me having my genitals washed by my faithful man-servant Botter, who due to his unfortunate accident yesterday, had to perform the task one-handed. My morning abolutions were interrupted, however, by the chimes of my front-door bell, informing me that the morning’s post had […]

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    An Amusing Incident

    Sunday, February 25th, 2007

    February 24th, of the year of our Lord 1856 Being a hard-working member of the aristocracy is tiresome fare indeed. When not deciding which hat to wear, or attending private functions, or stabbing a beggar, there’s countless other tasks which all vie for my finite attention. It can leave one quiet worn out. Fortuitously, I […]

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    Introducing Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer.

    Sunday, February 25th, 2007

    Welcome, dear reader, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully erotic journals. If this is your first visit here, then where in the name of dickery have you been? You’ve missed a hell of a lot of astonishing adventures, let me tell you. But it’s alright. I forgive you. We all have to start somewhere, […]

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