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Archive for May, 2007
Lord Likely Is Away
Thursday, May 31st, 2007
June 1st, 1856 Do not make a mess while I am gone, or I will cut you. Toodle-pip! – Lord Likely. Postscript: While I am gone, why not re-read my past adventures? The Mystery of the Mysterious Missive | The Riddle of the Runaway Romanov | The Mystery of the Missing MoustacheandLord Likely’s Guide to […]
Tags: Adventures Thus Far, away, botter, break, Lord Likely
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A Treasure Among The Trash
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
May 31st, 1856 As I continue to trawl through my prized collection of pornography, readying the various items for display in my all-new Porn Library, I came across an astonishingly precious artifact. Luckily, a quick dab down with a dry cloth soon had it nice and clean again, and free of my ennobled ejaculate. The […]
Tags: botter, Leonardo Da Vinci, Moaning Lisa, Mona Lisa, onanism, painting, porn library, pornography, treasure
Posted in Random Insertions | 16 Comments »
Lord Likely’s Curious Caption Conundrum
Sunday, May 27th, 2007
May, 1856 In preparation for the forthcoming erection of my formidable porn library, I have begun sorting through the vast quantities of pornography currently stored in my library, and am now in the process of cataloguing and categorizing the various articles. This is to accommodate easier access to certain images or texts should I suddenly […]
Tags: caption competition, chaos, erotic, juices, organisation, porn library, pornography
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A Message From the Editor
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
Hello, history lovers! I am Professor Julian Syngen-Smythe, editor of these here astonishing journals that you have been enjoying. No, there’s no need to thank me! I have crawled out of my dusty corner of the internet, at http://lordlikelystrippednude.blogspot.com, for a rare public appearance to tell you some things, and some other things. Listen carefully […]
Tags: fuelmyblog, house, journals, Julian Syngen-Smythe, Lord Likley, moving, Spaffton-Upon-Grime, updates
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A Tidal Wave of Filth
Monday, May 21st, 2007
21st of May, 1856 Being as astonishingly intelligent as I am, it should come as no surprise to learn that the Likely mansion boasts amongst its rooms an extremely well-stocked library. I have spent many a long afternoon in my library, leafing through the dusty old tomes that line its shelves, in the pursuit of […]
Tags: botter, extension, library, Likely Mansion, Lord Palmerston, pornography
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Aristocratic Arguments
Saturday, May 19th, 2007
May, 1856 In the post this morning, I received a most unusual letter from Mr. Ploop, a friend of mine currently in the process of compiling the world’s first Plooptionary, comprising a series of scientific graphs attempting to make sense of the mad and crazy world we live in. It is a fine tome, so […]
Tags: arguments, graphs, meme, plooptionary, stabbing, winning an argument meme
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The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part Three
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
May, 1856 “You sir, are a rotter of the highest order, and I will not hesitate to punch your lordly lights out!” These were the angry words of Lord Hungwell, who was now standing in my doorway, having assaulted your noble narrator once already. “Sir, I must ask your reasoning for this outrageously violent outburst […]
Tags: apology stick, botter, cunnilingus, Lady Hungwell, Lord Hungwell, moustache, mystery, nose, stick, talking stick
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An Amusing Interlude
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
May, 1856 I must intrude upon my own thrilling tale for just one moment, to bring you all exciting news of an even more thrilling development. Mr. Luke Elliott, of the Little Crotch Amateur Dramatics Society, has decided to turn one of my previous journal entries into an extremely entertaining radiographic production, using technologies and […]
Tags: an amusing incident, audio play, little crotch, Mr. Luke Elliott, production
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The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part Two
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
May, 1856 “I swear, sir! I do not know anything about the whereabouts of your moustache! I really, truly, know nothing, milord,” Botter ranted, as I towered over him, giving him my very sternest of looks. “Botter, Botter. Do calm down, and take a seat. Now, this is how this interview will proceed,” I said, […]
Tags: beating botter stick, botter, failure to understand the talking stick stick, interrogation, moustache, mystery, punch, talking stick
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The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part One
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
May, 1856 My hangover from the party did not begin to lift until well into the afternoon, when my body decided to clear itself of all remaining toxins by forcing them out through my mouth shortly after lunch. As Botter departed to wash out the chunks of my stately sick now entangled in his hair, […]
Tags: botter, hangover, moustache, mystery, vomit
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