The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
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Thursday, May 31st, 2007
June 1st, 1856 Do not make a mess while I am gone, or I will cut you. Toodle-pip! – Lord Likely. Postscript: While I am gone, why not re-read my past adventures? The Mystery of the Mysterious Missive | The Riddle of the Runaway Romanov | The Mystery of the Missing MoustacheandLord Likely’s Guide to [...]
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
May 31st, 1856 As I continue to trawl through my prized collection of pornography, readying the various items for display in my all-new Porn Library, I came across an astonishingly precious artifact. Luckily, a quick dab down with a dry cloth soon had it nice and clean again, and free of my ennobled ejaculate. The [...]
Sunday, May 27th, 2007
May, 1856 In preparation for the forthcoming erection of my formidable porn library, I have begun sorting through the vast quantities of pornography currently stored in my library, and am now in the process of cataloguing and categorizing the various articles. This is to accommodate easier access to certain images or texts should I suddenly [...]
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
Hello, history lovers! I am Professor Julian Syngen-Smythe, editor of these here astonishing journals that you have been enjoying. No, there’s no need to thank me! I have crawled out of my dusty corner of the internet, at http://lordlikelystrippednude.blogspot.com, for a rare public appearance to tell you some things, and some other things. Listen carefully [...]
Monday, May 21st, 2007
21st of May, 1856 Being as astonishingly intelligent as I am, it should come as no surprise to learn that the Likely mansion boasts amongst its rooms an extremely well-stocked library. I have spent many a long afternoon in my library, leafing through the dusty old tomes that line its shelves, in the pursuit of [...]
Saturday, May 19th, 2007
May, 1856 In the post this morning, I received a most unusual letter from Mr. Ploop, a friend of mine currently in the process of compiling the world’s first Plooptionary, comprising a series of scientific graphs attempting to make sense of the mad and crazy world we live in. It is a fine tome, so [...]
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
May, 1856 “You sir, are a rotter of the highest order, and I will not hesitate to punch your lordly lights out!” These were the angry words of Lord Hungwell, who was now standing in my doorway, having assaulted your noble narrator once already. “Sir, I must ask your reasoning for this outrageously violent outburst [...]
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
May, 1856 I must intrude upon my own thrilling tale for just one moment, to bring you all exciting news of an even more thrilling development. Mr. Luke Elliott, of the Little Crotch Amateur Dramatics Society, has decided to turn one of my previous journal entries into an extremely entertaining radiographic production, using technologies and [...]
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
May, 1856 “I swear, sir! I do not know anything about the whereabouts of your moustache! I really, truly, know nothing, milord,” Botter ranted, as I towered over him, giving him my very sternest of looks. “Botter, Botter. Do calm down, and take a seat. Now, this is how this interview will proceed,” I said, [...]
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
May, 1856 My hangover from the party did not begin to lift until well into the afternoon, when my body decided to clear itself of all remaining toxins by forcing them out through my mouth shortly after lunch. As Botter departed to wash out the chunks of my stately sick now entangled in his hair, [...]
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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