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    Archive for June, 2007

    The Likely Family Tree

    Thursday, June 28th, 2007

    June, 1856 With all this talk of my family, I decided to while away the time during our journey to Southampton by attempting to sketch out the Likely Family Tree. I say attempt, as any effort to trace my family’s roots is rather a chore, largely thank to my father’s various marriages and relationships. It […]

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    A Lot of Likelys

    Monday, June 25th, 2007

    June, 1856 Botter, having regained consciousness, prepared the carriage for our immediate departure to Southampton, from where we would sail to America. As he busily set about his task, I stood around looking handsome and suave, as is my wont. “Milord,”said Botter, as he set about tethering my fastest horse, Reynolds, to the carriage. “Forgive […]

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    A Letter From America

    Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

    June 2nd, 1856 It was a rather uneventful morning on the Likely Estate, with Botter dutifully taking my inside-leg measurements for a new pair of trousers. As I prefer to be naked when getting measured, this was proving to be rather a difficult task for my struggling servant, as my extremely massive manhood kept getting […]

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    All Rise For Her Majesty

    Sunday, June 17th, 2007

    June, 1856 Due to all my recent adventuring, and my time spent in the United States of America, I completely overlooked the birthday celebrations of our current, reigning monarch, Queen Victoria. This is a terrible oversight on my part. I usually make quite an occasion of her Majesty’s birthday (that being the twenty-fourth of May), […]

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    His Lordship Returns

    Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

    June 13th, 1856 Good day. I have just this moment returned to the Likely Estate, fresh from an astonishing adventure in our former colony of America. Of course, I say ‘fresh’, however I have spent the past five days cooped up in a tiny cabin on a rather run-down ship, with my stinking man-servant Botter […]

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