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    Archive for July, 2007

    Out of the Frying Pan…

    Saturday, July 28th, 2007

    June, 1856 As I continued to sail my man-servant, Botter, across the ocean, I took the time to ask him about the events leading up to his kidnapping, back on the HMS Bastard. I was most eager to ascertain whether all the unfortunate events that had unfolded around me on that accursed ship were linked, […]

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    Lord Overboard

    Monday, July 23rd, 2007

    June, 1856 The HMS Bastard shook violently as the iceberg struck, sending me hurtling backwards, spilling some of the whisky from my hip-flask as I did so, which was rather irritating. As I collided with a particularly stubborn wall, I heard a small noise in among the screeching cacophony of twisting metal. It was a […]

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    And Now…An Interval

    Saturday, July 21st, 2007

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    A Cold Reception

    Thursday, July 19th, 2007

    June, 1856 Two days passed while I attempted to track down my errant man-servant, Botter. I searched the cabin for clues, but got somewhat distracted when I realised that some of the alcohol in my drinks cabinet was missing. Enraged that someone would stoop to such low levels of villainy, I made sure that the […]

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    One in the Eye for Doctor Corkscrews

    Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

    June, 1856. “Bollocks,” I exclaimed, as Doctor Corkscrews continued to advance upon me, seemingly hell-bent on running me through with his two bottle-opening devices. “Do not try to resist, yer lordship,” he growled, “it’ll only hurt for a while…heh, heh, heh.” Doctor Corkscrews, as drawn by my good self, using my finest inks. “You shan’t […]

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    Pounding the Palmerston

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

    June, 1856 Following the fracas at dinner, I left the dining room, stopping along the way to collect a few cabin numbers from some women who seemed rather eager to further make my acquaintance, as well as from a couple of men. Being a modern-thinking Victorian gentle-man, I gratefully took all the details thrust upon […]

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    An Uninvited Guest

    Monday, July 9th, 2007

    June, 1856, early evening. “How do I look, Botter?” I asked my much maligned man-servant, whilst straightening the cuffs on my finest dinner suit as I prepared to dine with Captain Anchor, on the HMS Bastard. “Very handsome, milord,” Botter replied. “Hmmm. I was hoping for ‘devastatingly gorgeous‘, or ‘criminally sexy‘, but ‘handsome’ will suffice, […]

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    Inside the Bastard

    Friday, July 6th, 2007

    June, 1856 Captain Anchor and I boarded the HMS Bastard, with Botter lagging behind, carefully attempting to balance all twelve cases of luggage I had bought along with me. We ascended through the decks, only stopping to wait for Botter to pick up the cases that he would invariably drop with increasing frequency. “Whoops!” he […]

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    All Aboard for Adventure!

    Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

    June, 1856 We made good progress on our journey to Southampton, with only one minor inconvenience when Botter asked that we stop for lunch. I naturally refused him permission, and instead told him to keep his mouth wide open as we rode, and with any luck he might accidentally swallow a fly or two, thereby […]

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