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Archive for October, 2008
The Most Loathsome Man on Earth
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
September, 1857. I could not believe that my arch-enemy, Harold Loathsome, had chosen to hold our final showdown in a bell-tower. It just seemed so very cliched. Honestly, I had expected more from him. Maybe it was time I found a better class of nemesis. And so it was rather begrudgingly that I hauled myself […]
Tags: booze, botter, Doctor Corkscrews, ectoplasm, fiction, Harold Loathsome, HMS Bastard, humour, Lord Likely, Mrs. Dinklesuck, St. Bumthrusty's
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In Which Lord Likely Makes A Fist Of It
Friday, October 24th, 2008
September, 1857. “What in the name of all that is sacred and holy do you think you are doing?” bellowed Professor Ventricle, after I had punched him squarely in the face, strongly suspecting that he was none other than my arch-nemesis, Harold Loathsome, in some sort of shoddy disguise. “Give it up, Loathsome! Your terrible […]
Tags: botter, fiction, Harold Loathsome, humour, Lord Likely, mimsy, Mr Bertrum Gumbumble, murder, Professor Ventricle, punch, St. Bumthrusty's, tits
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 14 Comments »
Wretch in Peace?
Saturday, October 18th, 2008
September, 1857. Getting a new man-servant is an awful ball-ache, you know. And I should know, for I have had over twenty different servants in my lifetime, of varying degrees of uselessness. When my father, Lord Eustace Likely, disappeared from the Likely Estate, ne’er to return (and now presumed deceased), I was left in the […]
Tags: botter, fiction, Harold Loathsome, humour, Lord Likely, Mr Bertrum Gumbumble, murder, mystery, Professor Ventricle, St. Bumthrusty's
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Lord Likely is Wrong
Monday, October 13th, 2008
September, 1857. While my wretched man-servant Botter may well have been in great danger at the murderous hands of my arch-nemesis Harold Loathsome, I saw no reason to cut short my current orgiastic duties with the delectable Miss Lizzie Flapkiss and company. It is awfully bad manners to pull out early, you know. Thus I […]
Tags: botter, fiction, Harold Loathsome, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lizzie Flapkiss, Lord Likely, Mr Bertrum Gumbumble, murder, St. Bumthrusty's, wrong
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A Second Helping of Lord Likely’s Big Hairy Ballads
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
October, 1857. Good day, all! While my latest astonishing adventure romps along towards its doubtlessly thrilling, under-garment drenching climax, I thought it was high time we had a brief respite from such relentless action, and took the time to appreciate some more of my frankly brilliant poetry, pulled from my as-yet unpublished book of verse, […]
Tags: ballads, humour, Lord Likely, mimsy, poetry, romance, seduction, The Salty Tears of the Love Python, verse
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Six of the Best
Sunday, October 5th, 2008
September, 1857. “Well bless my soul! Is that little Lord Likely I can see? What an unexpected surprise!” beamed Professor Ventricle, my old biology teacher, as he entered his classroom wherein I was currently ensconced. “The one and the same, sir,” I replied. “Although I am no longer little, I hasten to point out.” “Indeed…indeed..” […]
Tags: botter, Harold Loathsome, Hedgerow, intercourse, Lizzie Flapkiss, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, orgy, Professor Ventricle, St. Bumthrusty's, Veronica Ventricle
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Looking for Loathsome
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
September, 1857. “Well, come on, man!” Spunkleford exclaimed. “Who exactly is this Loathsome fellow? Why do you suspect him of these terrible crimes? Speak up, man! Why must you keep us all in such terrible suspense?!” I was looking out of the school kitchen’s window, lost in a mixture of quiet contemplation and remembrance of […]
Tags: Harold Loathsome, Inspector Spunkleford, Lizzie Flapkiss, Lord Likely, murder, reunion, school, Spotty Flapkiss, St. Bumthrusty's
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