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Archive for November, 2008
Bapps and Buns
Thursday, November 27th, 2008
November, 1857. AS I stood contemplating my next move, my ponderings were suddenly interrupted by the arrival of Inspector Albert Spunkleford of Scotland Yard, who bounded across the road toward me, huffing and puffing as he put his sizeable frame through such clearly untypical exertions. “Ah! Likely!” he wheezed. “Jolly good to see you, old […]
Tags: botter, fiction, fun, hot buns, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 15 Comments »
An Incredible Inter-Active Adventure
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
November, 1857. THE fog hung about the streets of London like an unwanted guest at a party, getting in everyone’s way and generally souring the mood somewhat. Unlike an unwanted guest at a party, however, the fog was considerably harder to eject, being as it was a formless cloud of minute water droplets. “Blasted fog!” […]
Tags: Bilgecranny Lane, botter, fiction, fun, hot buns, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, shoes
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »
Lord Likely’s Ejaculate
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
November 18th, 1857. – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely! Witness the awesome spectacle that was the previous Incredible Inter-Active Adventure, by venturing hither.
Tags: advertisement, ejaculate, fiction, humour, Lord Likely, parody, perfume, Rimholes
Posted in Random Insertions | 15 Comments »
Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions: A Warning
Thursday, November 13th, 2008
November 14th, 1857. Good day, all! Apologies for the tardiness in updating my fantastic journals this week, but after I completed my two-hundredth entry last week, I celebrated long and hard, and hard and long. Indeed, the hangover only vanished two hours ago, when I found myself naked in a field, getting my face licked […]
Tags: Baroness Mirkin, comics, drunk, fiction, humour, Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions, Lord Likely, Lucy, strip cartoons, two hundred
Posted in Random Insertions | 11 Comments »
Two Hundred
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
October 6th, 1857. These past couple of days have born witness to an event so earth-shattering that I dare say the world will never be the same again. Truly, the incredible developments of this week will reverberate throughout history, and will be spoken of in awe for many, many generations to come. For you see, […]
Tags: birthday, botter, celebrations, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, two hundred
Posted in Random Insertions | 20 Comments »
Lord Likely vs Lord Loathsome
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
September, 1857. So there we were: Lord Loathsome, murderous villain and knob-end of the highest order, and myself – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and all-round ruddy fantastic fellow indeed, facing off against one another in the bell-tower of my old school, St. Bumthrusty’s. Loathsome, being the utterly indefensible weasel that he is, had already gotten […]
Tags: botter, duel, fiction, fight, Harold Loathsome, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, massive bell, St. Bumthrusty's
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