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Archive for April, 2008
Clawed Likely
Monday, April 28th, 2008
April, 1857. “So, you must be Mr. The Beast,” I said calmly, as the slavering beast advanced upon me. “I don’t suppose you would care for a cup of tea, or something?” “Grrrrrarrrgggh!” said the beast. “Grrrrarrrgggh?” I repeated. “Good heavens, your diction is really quite awful. Now listen here, old chap, you’ve been rather […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, claws, erection, fight, Grimes, Lord Likely, Venetian Cock Twist, wanking
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Into the Dark and Scary Woods
Friday, April 25th, 2008
April, 1857. After some considerable deliberation upon my part, I decided that rather than wait to receive another Venetian Cock Twist from the delectable Lady Rydeham-Harde, my time would be more productively spent venturing into the dark and scary woods, where the so-called beast had last been sighted. “Are you sure, milord?” Botter asked nervously. […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, botter, creature, dark and scary woods, Grimes, Lord Likely, Venetian Cock Twist
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Interval: Lord Likely Slays the Dragon
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
April the Twenty-Third, 1857 – St. George’s Day. Today is St. George’s Day, a day where loyal Englishmen up and down the land and throughout the Empire join together and do…well, nothing, really. Absolutely ruddy nothing. St. George’s Day is often forgotten by my fellow Englishmen, who seem to prefer to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day […]
Tags: botter, Dame Dusty Flappes, drunk, England, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, party, St. George, St. George's Day, St. Patrick
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In Which His Lordship Gets A Head-Ache
Monday, April 21st, 2008
April, 1857. “Well, come on then! What is that in your trousers, sir?” Lady Rydeham-Harde repeated. I looked down at the considerable bulge in my pocket, then looked up at the lady, then to Inspector Spunkleford, who was frantically nodding his head in the negative as if to suggest that I should definitely not whip […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, botter, dark and scary woods, Grimes, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, maid, Venetian Cock Twist
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Getting to Grips with Her Ladyship
Thursday, April 17th, 2008
April, 1857. “Your ladyship, I have decided I would like to commence my investigations by seeing the body,” I remarked, as I leaned casually against the banister of the stairs. “Well, good,” replied Lady Rydeham-Harde. “At last, some progress.” “Of course, when I say ‘the body’, I mean ‘your body’. And when I say ‘seeing’ […]
Tags: botter, erection, Grimes, how's your father, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, maid, murder
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Lord Likely and the Yes Man
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
April, 1857. “I shall take the case!” I exclaimed excitedly. “I shall go to Rydeham-Harde House, and I shall investigate the brutal murder of that poor, unfortunate maid!” “That is just as well, Likely,” said Inspector Spunkleford. “After all, we are at Rydeham-Harde House now.” “What?” said I. It was at this point that I […]
Tags: botter, butler, case, drunk, Inspector Spunkleford, investigation, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, Rydeham-Harde House, Yes
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When In Doubt, Crack One Out
Friday, April 11th, 2008
April, 1857. Writing these very journals is usually an exceedingly simple task. Being so incredibly gifted and ridiculously talented, I find that writing is almost second-nature to me, like breathing, or love-making, or crapping into my man-servant’s bed. However, as my last entry proves, I was having great difficulty in penning an article worthy of […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, botter, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, murder, onanism, Rydeham-Harde House, Victorian Housewives, wanking
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It Was Possibly A Dark and Stormy Night
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
April the Ninth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven. It was a dark and stormy night. I know that is a terribly clichéd way to commence a tale, but it also happens to be fact in this instance. It was a dark and stormy night. There was darkness, there was a storm and it was the night-time; thus all […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, dark, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Miss Florence Nightingale, poll, stormy
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Inching Ahead of the Competition
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
Of course, whilst I will happily take Dr. Buttock’s money for running his advertisement in my journals, I should like to make it clear that I have never made use of the advertised programme, nor will I ever need to do so. – Lord Likely. A Very Important Update! Lord Likely Tosses One Off!His greatness, […]
Tags: British Speak, cock, Dr. Ignoble Buttocks, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Lord Likely, penis, Steam-Powered Penis Enlargement Programme, train
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A Most Hilarious Wheeze
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
April 1st, 1857. “What ails you milord? You seem remarkably down, if I may say so. You look like a man who lost a pound then found a penny, and that penny was covered in shit. Is everything alright, milord?” For once, Botter had proven to be rather astute. My countenance was indeed conveying my […]
Tags: April Fool, April Twat, botter, East End, Inspector Spunkleford, jape, joke, knife, Lord Likely, Ogdaline Francesca Botter, prank, stabbed, wheeze
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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