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Archive for May, 2008
Likely in Exile – Part the Second
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
—Lord Likely in Exile in Australia— Lord Likely rises to power in Australia. Part Two, in which, his cream rising to the top, Lord Likely becomes master of his domain: May 21, 1862 I begin to father numerous children. The husbands of the children’s mothers are not amused. — So there I was, standing on […]
Tags: Australia, beating botter stick, British Speak, Chesterfield Twins, Dolly Malone, Duke of Chesterfield, Exile, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Relax Max
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Likely in Exile – Part the First.
Monday, May 26th, 2008
—The Sad Chronicles of Lord Likely in Exile— Part One: Lord Likely lands in Australia. “With the aid of a friendly native, I come upon my new home.†19th May, 1861 Botany Bay Sydney, New South Wales Her Majesty’s Austrailian Territories So there I was, standing, finally, on the soil of my new homeland, staring […]
Tags: Australia, botter, British Speak, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Molly Muff, Relax Max
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What the Dickens?
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
The Tower of London, 10th of April in the year of Our Lord 1857 This document is being written in the hope that it might be smuggled out of this wretched place and its contents disseminated, so that I may be freed and my name cleared. At the very least, I hope that my family […]
Tags: botter, Charles Dickens, Charles Dickkens, debauchery, guest, literature, Little Nell, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Nitehawk, Offbeat Chronicles, The Old Curiosity Shop
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The Cockney Slapper
Friday, May 16th, 2008
If ever I’m asked to name my favourite periodical – and it hasn’t happened yet but one never gives up hope – then I shall leap to my feet and proclaim clearly and with great pride that I never go anywhere without a rolled up edition of The Cockney Slapper tucked down the front of […]
Tags: guest, Lord Likely, neOnbubble, singles ads, The Cockney Slapper, Victorian
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The Likely Letters
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
Inquires Continue for Missing Heiress. Scotland Yard Remains Hopeful. The investigation over the disappearance of Miss. Elizabeth Hathawaycontinues. Inspector Spunkleford of the Yard revealed to the Press severalpieces of evidence, in the form of letters taken from the missing girl’s room. “We intend to find the young lady”, said Spunkleford. “These letters give usseveral new […]
Tags: Elizabeth Hathaway, guest, Inspector Spunkleford, It's A Funny Thing, letters, Lord Likely, Mr. Don Lewis, Timothy Likely
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A Yankee Doodle
Monday, May 12th, 2008
Still woozy, I missed the ‘All Rise!’, and Doctor Watson jarred me awake rudely. “Ouch!” I complained. The act of dragging the thick, heavy shackles upward seemed impossible, but I complied. The man at the bench -presumably the Judge- set his glasses on his nose and eyed me carefully. “Is he drunk, Chief Inspector?” “I […]
Tags: American, court, Doctor Watson, guest, Inspector Spunkleford, Jack the Ripper, Lady Terri, Lobo, Lord Likely, Mary Jane Kelly, poof, Predator Press
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Bummage and Quim
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
c/o Sir Henry FelchingtonBummage & Quim Home Decor Ltd.Felchington EstateCummington PalaceCummingtonCU72 9XV Sir Henry Felchington, On the birth of our saviour in the year of 1856 just passed, my good wife presented me with a gift of incredible magnitude, a full scale crystal replica of the phallus belonging to esteemed adventurer and aristocrat, Lord Likely. […]
Tags: Bummage and Quim, Dr. Euston Cockrot, guest, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Reverend Qelqoth
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Lord Likely Goes
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
April the Seventh, 1857. “Botter,” I said, as I strode into the living room of my luxurious mansion on a sunny, April morn. “Get yourself packed, my good man. We are going!” “Going?” repeated Botter, adhering to a lifelong pattern of complete befuddlement and utter bewilderment. “Going where, milord?” “I do not know, Botter. All […]
Tags: absence, Amazonians, Big Ben Likely, botter, French, holiday, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, pornography, toilet, whisky, writers
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Lord Likely Beats off the Beast
Sunday, May 4th, 2008
April, 1857. So, there I was; standing in a moonlit wood with a monster’s cock in my hands, inadvertently working him up into a state of complete arousal. It is funny how life turns out, sometimes. Having started to get the beast worked up, I reasoned that it was only polite to finish the job […]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, botter, Dr. Ignoble Buttocks, Grimes, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, wanking
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