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    Archive for June, 2008

    Up the Dirty Tunnel

    Monday, June 30th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]

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    The Italian Stallion

    Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. I was in some exceptionally deep excrement. Was it really at all possible that I had gambled away the ownership of my entire Estate whilst off my Lordly tits on booze in Italy? Could I really have been that inebriated? Or were the two Italian miscreants currently taking up residence in my [...]

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    Disaster at the Likely Estate

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. After a couple of days of jubilant celebrations, during which I was (quite rightly) hailed and revered as a returning hero (and thus plied with so many drinks and women I thought I had died and gone to some sort of sexy Heaven), now it was finally time for me to return [...]

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    Lord Likely Returns, Entire Globe Rejoices

    Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

    June 18th, 1857. Good day, all. And how the devil are you? – Lord Likely. Everyone at humor-blogs.com wishes they could be Lord Likely. Or at the vear least, they wish they could be in him. > Subscribe in a reader

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    First Class Male

    Sunday, June 1st, 2008

    June 1st, 1857. If all goes according to plan, and he does not wind up stranded on a desert island, or finds himself embroiled in a military coup, his lordship shall be gracing these pages again this week. Huzzah! You may all synchronize your pocket-watches now. While you wait, do feel free to browse the [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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