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    Archive for August, 2008

    Incredible Illustrated Interjections: Balls

    Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

    August the Twenty-Eight, 1857. Good day, readers! It is time once again for me to appease those readers who do not care much for actual reading, by providing you all with another of my Incredible Illustrated Interjections! Today’s picture-story is based on another incredible, real-life incident that befell your noble host, rendered in easy-to-follow picture-boxes [...]

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    A Tale of Two Ladies: The Climax

    Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

    For the preceding chapter, click here. August the Nineteenth,1857. Finding one’s self caught between two ladies is normally something I would relish, but my current situation was far from as straightforward as I would have liked. Having found myself completely smitten with the ridiculously rumpable Dorothy Mount-Worthy, I now found myself reminded of a previous [...]

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    A Tale of Two Ladies – Part One

    Monday, August 18th, 2008

    Or: A Tale of Four Titties August the Nineteenth, 1857. Fate is a queer mistress, is she not? Sometimes, Fate can give you a good, hard kick to the gonads, but then mere moments later she can pick you right back up again, and passionately lap at those self-same testicles with her Tongue of Good [...]

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    Incredible Illustrated Interjections: The First

    Friday, August 15th, 2008

    August 15th, 1857. The term ‘Renaissance Man’ is bandied about far too readily these days, usually in reference to my wondrous, multi-skilled self. I do not care too much for this label, as it seems to suggest that one is five hundred years out of date, Italian, and dead. I much prefer the terms ‘incredibly [...]

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    Lord Likely’s Big Hairy Ballads

    Monday, August 11th, 2008

    August the Twelfth, 1857. Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are those in this wide world who would have you believe that I, Lord Likely (Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentleman of Action) am nothing more than a lecherous buffoon, a lewd and undignified scoundrel, born without a shred of decency and cursed with a cold, [...]

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    The Golden Cock Spurts Forth Once More

    Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

    5th August, 1857. Having finally reclaimed my lordly estate, and then relaunched my glorious journals upon an adoring and lust-stricken crowd, I now feel I should finally celebrate my proper return to my diary-writing. And when I feel the urge to celebrate, I cannot help but whip my cock out. Steady yourselves, my dear readers, [...]

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