The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
August the Twenty-Eight, 1857. Good day, readers! It is time once again for me to appease those readers who do not care much for actual reading, by providing you all with another of my Incredible Illustrated Interjections! Today’s picture-story is based on another incredible, real-life incident that befell your noble host, rendered in easy-to-follow picture-boxes [...]
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
For the preceding chapter, click here. August the Nineteenth,1857. Finding one’s self caught between two ladies is normally something I would relish, but my current situation was far from as straightforward as I would have liked. Having found myself completely smitten with the ridiculously rumpable Dorothy Mount-Worthy, I now found myself reminded of a previous [...]
Monday, August 18th, 2008
Or: A Tale of Four Titties August the Nineteenth, 1857. Fate is a queer mistress, is she not? Sometimes, Fate can give you a good, hard kick to the gonads, but then mere moments later she can pick you right back up again, and passionately lap at those self-same testicles with her Tongue of Good [...]
Friday, August 15th, 2008
August 15th, 1857. The term ‘Renaissance Man’ is bandied about far too readily these days, usually in reference to my wondrous, multi-skilled self. I do not care too much for this label, as it seems to suggest that one is five hundred years out of date, Italian, and dead. I much prefer the terms ‘incredibly [...]
Monday, August 11th, 2008
August the Twelfth, 1857. Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are those in this wide world who would have you believe that I, Lord Likely (Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentleman of Action) am nothing more than a lecherous buffoon, a lewd and undignified scoundrel, born without a shred of decency and cursed with a cold, [...]
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
5th August, 1857. Having finally reclaimed my lordly estate, and then relaunched my glorious journals upon an adoring and lust-stricken crowd, I now feel I should finally celebrate my proper return to my diary-writing. And when I feel the urge to celebrate, I cannot help but whip my cock out. Steady yourselves, my dear readers, [...]
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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