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    Archive for September, 2008

    Murder on the Menu

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    September, 1857. “Oh dear,” I sighed, as we entered the kitchens of St. Bumthrusty’s. The scene was one of utter chaos; items of cutlery were strewn about the place, food items were spilt everywhere, and slumped next to the stove was the body of a man. I knelt down beside the corpse, which I noticed […]

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    A Very Old Flame

    Sunday, September 21st, 2008

    September, 1857. We all headed towards the large, oak doors of St. Bumthrusty’s School for Boys; Botter lagging slightly behind the rest of us, nursing his freshly clobbered cranium. ‘Class of 1832, Please Proceed This Way‘, read a sign affixed to the door, an arrow indicating that we should head around the side of the […]

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    Back to Bumthrusty’s

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    September, 1857. Having assured myself that my wretched man-servant, Botter, was not trying to expediate my exit from this life to the next, I turned my attention back to the fact that there was a twisted fiend still on the loose, who had not only murdered a teacher at my old school but who had […]

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    Interval: A Delightful Day of Death

    Sunday, September 14th, 2008

    September, 1857. I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say. Toodle-pip! – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder! once killed a man. Well, we say ‘kill’. We mean ‘touched […]

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    Get Botter

    Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

    September, 1857. Just as I was contemplating the possibility that my wretched man-servant, Botter, might be out to kill me, a hansom cab drew up beside us and out hopped the bastard in question. “Milord!” beamed Botter. “I have something for you!” Then, to my utter astonishment, Botter placed his hand into his inside coat-pocket, […]

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    Everybody Likes Likely

    Friday, September 5th, 2008

    September, 1857. “Who on God’s green earth would want to kill me?” I spluttered indignantly, as I held the rather threatening note from a would-be assassin in my hands. “Surely everybody likes Likely?” Inspector Albert Spunkleford shuffled awkwardly in his place, deftly avoiding my gaze by looking up into the sky and whistling discordantly into […]

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    Fists O’Fury

    Monday, September 1st, 2008

    September the First, 1857. It was a typical, completely unremarkable after-noon in London Town; carriages clattered noisily up and down the cobbled roads, smartly-dressed gentlemen doffed their hats as pretty ladies glided past them, cheeky cockney urchins weaved in and out of crowds, laughing and screaming as they did, while high above their heads Big […]

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