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    Archive for January, 2009

    One in the Oven

    Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

    Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Having been hot on the trail of a villainous bootblack who was severing the feet of his customers, Lord Likely quickly discovered that the bootblack was merely a pawn in another diabolical scheme – Mrs. Bapps the baker had hired the fellow to remove the feet so [...]

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    A Terribly Important Announcement

    Friday, January 23rd, 2009

    January, 1858. Keep http://www.zazzle.co.uk/likely_industries* bookmarked, as more doubtlessly wonderful items shall be added to our range shortly!   Lord Likely’s Incredible Inter-Active Adventure shall return next week. In the meantime, do not forget to cast your CRUCIAL vote, and help to decide his lordship’s fate!

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    Lord Likely and the Cake of Doom

    Monday, January 19th, 2009

    Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship, hot on the trail of a villainous bootblack who had been severing the feet of his customers, tracked down the cad in question and, through an ingenious use of origami, forced the bounder to confess to his crimes. However, the bootblack then surprised Likely by [...]

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    The Mystery Unfolds

    Saturday, January 10th, 2009

    November 1857. “RIGHT then, Squire,” said the brutish oaf in front of me, waving his hacksaw menacingly in my face. “You’re going to sit still and let me relieve you of your feet.” I closed my newspaper and sighed. As much as I loved adventuring in my naturally astonishing manner, sometimes I did rather wish [...]

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    Shocking Shoe-Shine Shenanigans

    Monday, January 5th, 2009

    Previously in Lord Likely’s Incredible Inter-Active Adventure: Having been summoned to investigate a startlingly dull case involving the theft of a gentleman’s shoes by a tiny, cockney bootblack, Lord Likely quickly gets to work by visiting a nearby bakery and having a raunchy, pudding-based threesome with the owner, Mrs. Bapps, and one of her customers [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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