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    Archive for October, 2009

    An Incredible Invitation

    Friday, October 23rd, 2009

    Lord Likely cordially invites you all to his…wedding? What the deuce?!?

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    Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 10 Comments »

    Evan Help Us

    Monday, October 19th, 2009

    Wherein Evan Hellsinger gives Likely and Spunkleford some shocking information, and wherein Likely gives Hellsinger a broken nose.

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    Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 10 Comments »

    Introducing Evan Hellsinger

    Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

    Lord Likely and Inspector Spunkleford find themselves facing an unseemly death at the hands of a blood-crazed doctor…

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    Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 11 Comments »

    Please Top-Up the Top-Hat

    Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

    As Lord Likely’s witless scribe finds himself in financial turmoil, it is up to his lordship to step up and sort the bugger out.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 5 Comments »

    Maid to Pleasure

    Monday, October 5th, 2009

    After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…

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    Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 8 Comments »

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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