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    Archive for December, 2009

    Rampant Holmes-o-Phobia

    Monday, December 28th, 2009

    Lord Likely expounds upon his complete and utter dislike for the ‘great detective’, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

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    Wherein Likely Encounters Some Fine Phantasmal Fanny

    Monday, December 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…

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    Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 7 Comments »

    Something Strange in Mr. Scrooge’s Neighbourhood

    Saturday, December 12th, 2009

    Lord Likely and his trusty man-servant, Botter, visit Mr. Scrooge’s home…what horrors (aside from Scrooge’s terrible d├ęcor) lie in wait for our heroes?

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    Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 8 Comments »

    A Christmas Carry On

    Monday, December 7th, 2009

    Lord Likely’s festivities are disturbed by the arrival of a rather miserable cove with a ghost problem…

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    Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 8 Comments »

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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