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    Archive for June, 2009

    Rather Amiable Police Officer, Considerably More Hostile Police Officer

    Monday, June 29th, 2009

    Lord Likely adopts some rather brutish techniques in his ongoing attempts to uncover the cad behind the theft of the Duchess’ priceless pearl necklace.

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 7 Comments »

    Wherein Likely and Botter Actually Start Investigating

    Friday, June 19th, 2009

    Lord Likely interviews the incredibly racist Major Thrashing with regards to the theft of the pearl necklace, and also finds Jennifer Eels fingered.

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 5 Comments »

    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle Returns!

    Thursday, June 11th, 2009

    After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!

    Rejoice, one and all!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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