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    Archive for July, 2009

    The Lion, The Rich, and The Weirdo

    Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

    With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…

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    Lord Likely and the Lost Cat

    Friday, July 24th, 2009

    Tragedy strikes at Likely Towers, when Lord Likely’s prized pet lion, Thundercock, goes missing.

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    Telephonic Mischief: An Astonishing Audio Adventure

    Monday, July 13th, 2009

    Allow his lordship to come deeply into your ears, in this astonishing audio adventure!

    In this short audio production, the truth is revealed behind Alexander Graham Bell’s first ever telephone call…

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    The Butler Did It

    Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

    FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!

    Who could it POSSIBLY be?

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 6 Comments »

    Fingering the Felon

    Friday, July 3rd, 2009

    Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 9 Comments »

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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