The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…
Friday, July 24th, 2009
Tragedy strikes at Likely Towers, when Lord Likely’s prized pet lion, Thundercock, goes missing.
Monday, July 13th, 2009
Allow his lordship to come deeply into your ears, in this astonishing audio adventure!
In this short audio production, the truth is revealed behind Alexander Graham Bell’s first ever telephone call…
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!
Who could it POSSIBLY be?
Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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