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    Archive for August, 2009

    Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances

    Monday, August 31st, 2009

    NEW! A brand-new adventure for his lordship, as an evil presence threatens London Town – and this time, it is not one of Botter’s foul bottom-burps.

    Be prepared for chills, thrills and all kinds of spills as Likely prepares to go up against some vile, Victorian vampires…

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    Wherein His Lordship Deals Out Some Prizes

    Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

    After Lord Likely’s Curious Conjuring Contest, his lordship reveals the winners, each of whom win a FREE BOOK! Hoorah!

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    Cornelius Quaint Conjures Up An Adventure

    Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

    Lord Likely reviews the fine Victorian-set mystery, The Equivoque Principle, and then gives away five copies for not a single shilling! What a tremendous fellow.

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    Wherever There is Blame, There is a Claim

    Monday, August 10th, 2009

    Have you met with some inconvenience for which you were not to blame? Were those responsible of a lower class? If so, then Lofty Claims Ltd can help YOU!

    A glorious guest-post, penned by the delectable Lady Catherine.

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    End of the Lion?

    Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

    Lord Likely faces off against randy big-game hunter Colonel Cackshott, who has desires upon his lordship’s pet lion, Thundercock.

    Will Cackshott get to mount his lordship’s lion, or will Likely shoot him down? Find out here, friends!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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