The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Monday, August 31st, 2009
NEW! A brand-new adventure for his lordship, as an evil presence threatens London Town – and this time, it is not one of Botter’s foul bottom-burps.
Be prepared for chills, thrills and all kinds of spills as Likely prepares to go up against some vile, Victorian vampires…
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
After Lord Likely’s Curious Conjuring Contest, his lordship reveals the winners, each of whom win a FREE BOOK! Hoorah!
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
Lord Likely reviews the fine Victorian-set mystery, The Equivoque Principle, and then gives away five copies for not a single shilling! What a tremendous fellow.
Monday, August 10th, 2009
Have you met with some inconvenience for which you were not to blame? Were those responsible of a lower class? If so, then Lofty Claims Ltd can help YOU!
A glorious guest-post, penned by the delectable Lady Catherine.
Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
Lord Likely faces off against randy big-game hunter Colonel Cackshott, who has desires upon his lordship’s pet lion, Thundercock.
Will Cackshott get to mount his lordship’s lion, or will Likely shoot him down? Find out here, friends!
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousingPeruse Further...
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