The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – faces off against Mr. Strix – blood-sucking vampire and all-round bastard. Who shall triumph?
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
Despite his initial reservations and scepticism, Lord Likely finds himself heading to meet with a vampire – the bloodthirsty Mr. Strix!
Monday, September 7th, 2009
Lord Likely meets a dead man who is proves to be a good deal more alive than a corpse ought to be…
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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