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    Archive for February, 2010

    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Saturday, February 27th, 2010

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    The Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares

    Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

    BEHOLD! The grand opening of Lord Likely’s Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares! Rejoice!

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    Lord Likely’s Guide to Tipping One’s Hat

    Thursday, February 18th, 2010

    Lord Likely shares his invaluable expertise in the area of correct hat-tipping.

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    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Three: A Tip of the Hat

    Saturday, February 6th, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-THREE! And with only an hour to go, Likely, Felicity and Botter must hasten to the palace to save the Queen – and the entire British Empire!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed

    Thursday, February 4th, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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