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- The Likely Letters
- The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman
- The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park
- Our Mutual Fiend
- Botter's Astonishing Adventure
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
- One Score and Four
- A Christmas Carry On
- Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances
- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Lord Likely And The Flash Man
Lord Likely has Some Trouble with The Brown Mist
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Behold! The Double-length Conclusion to Lord Likely’s Latest Astonishing Adventure! 1st of May, 1851. As Mr. Harry Flashman and I dashed off to find my missing man-servant, I took the time to explain precisely how my stinking servant had become an integral part of our latest mystery, the disappearance of the Koh-i-Noor Diamond. “Here is […]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, drunk, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely, Prince Albert, Queen Victoria, The Brown Mist, thief, tits
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The Penny Drops, and the Puzzle is Completed. Also: Breasts.
Saturday, February 9th, 2008
May 1st, 1851. There is a sexual position well-practiced among a small tribe in deepest, darkest Africa, called ‘The Flaming Blow-Pipe‘. Not much is known about the position, except for one very important thing: out of those who practice it, only a handful survive to live to tell the tale. And even then, those poor […]
Tags: botter, breast, Crystal Palace, Flaming Blowpipe, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, intercourse, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely, sex
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Lord Likely is Swallowed Whole
Monday, February 4th, 2008
May 1st, 1851. Mr. Harry Flashman and I picked Botter up off the floor, where he was lying, sobbing, in among hundreds of shards of broken glass; and then the three of us dashed off until we were a safe distance away from the Crystal Palace and our three pursuers. “Bloody hell, I fear I […]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, fellatio, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Harry Flashman, Indian beauties, intercourse, Kama Sutra, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely
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In Which Botter Has A Simply Smashing Time
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
May the First, Eighteen Fifty-One. “Aye,” said Harry Flashman, leaning in to get a closer look at the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, now believed to be a fake. “I’ll say we have a mystery on our hands. This one is definitely not the real thing.” “Now, Mr. Flashman, are you absolutely certain? I need you to be […]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, ejaculate, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, masturbation, police, smashing, tissues, wanking
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The Disturbing Dilema of the Disappearing Diamond
Thursday, January 24th, 2008
May 1st, 1851 Mr. Harry Flashman, my man-servant Botter and my fantastically fabulous self made quick on our collective legs, and dashed off to try and escape the oncoming police, who had been alerted to our presence by our fantastically furious bout of fisticuffs just moments before. As we sprinted through the bustling aisles of […]
Tags: botter, cock ring, commoners, Crystal Palace, diamonds, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lady Muphdyver, Lord Likely, police, Prince Albert, Queen Victoria, Sotheby's
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A Great Big Punch Up at the Great Exhibition
Monday, January 21st, 2008
May the First, 1851. With nothing but revenge filling my heart and my thoughts, I marched on after Mr. Harry Flashman, and the three Indian beauties he had just swiped from under my noble nose. I fully intended to show the swaggering cock-end exactly what happens to the man foolish enough to interfere with my […]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, fight, fisticuffs, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Lord Likely, quoits, vase
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Lord Likely and the Kingdom of the Crystal Pig
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
May the 1st, 1851. After being released from gaol by Inspector Albert Spunkleford, I made it my first point of business to put as much distance between myself and my detestable former cell-mate, Mr. Harry Flashman. I hailed a passing hansom cab, and headed back to the Crystal Palace, leaving Flash Harry to be fawned […]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Indian beauties, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely
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When Harry Met Likely
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
January 15th, 1857. Now, where the bloody hell was I? Ah, yes. May 1st, 1851. “Harry who?” I asked, although to be honest my actual interest in my cell-mate was extremely minimal. “Harry Flashman,” repeated the fellow, “I imagine you have heard of me, of course.” He grinned with self-satisfaction and pride, characteristics I was […]
Tags: 1851, Harry Flashman, Hyde Park, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, jail, Lord Likely, penis, Queen Victoria
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In Which His Lordship Makes An Exhibition of Himself.
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
January the Tenth, 1857. To be quite honest, the year eighteen fifty-seven has so far been rather disappointing. I’m aware that the year is still very much in its infancy, but infant or not, this year must try damned harder or it shall feel my boot in its backside. Why, I have only gotten drunk […]
Tags: botter, buttocks, champagne, Crystal Palace, drunk, ennui, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, jail, Lord Likley, Queen Victoria
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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