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- The Likely Letters
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- The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park
- Our Mutual Fiend
- Botter's Astonishing Adventure
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
- One Score and Four
- A Christmas Carry On
- Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances
- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Likely Is One
The Astonishing Anger of Lord Likely
Saturday, March 29th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One: The Final Chapter. March, 1857. Having been left a homeless wretch, caked in vomit and piss and with my natural sense of style and grace rent asunder, I was naturally more than a little displeased with those vagrant swines who had placed me in such a position. In fact, it […]
Tags: beer, beggars, botter, cane, drunk, fight, finale, Kenneth the Hat, Lord Likely, party, piss
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A Penny For One’s Thoughts
Monday, March 24th, 2008
Somewhen, 1857. Now where was I? Ah, yes. In the gutter, in a pool of my own urine, apparently homeless and with no recollection of who I really was. In other (decidedly more succinct) words, I was in big trouble. I elected to try and get up, and maybe take a stroll to see if […]
Tags: coin, ejaculate, homeless, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, masturbation, piss, Queen Victoria, shilling, street, vomit
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Hard Times
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One, chapter number six. Date unknown, 1857. I awoke with the most awful of headaches. I am no stranger to hangovers, of course. My hedonistic lifestyle dictates that I often wake up with a fierce, pounding headache and with little or no recollection of the previous twenty-four hours. Indeed, the entire […]
Tags: amnesia, booze, drunk, Fleet Street, hangover, homeless, Lord Likely, piss
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A Nice Foamy Head
Thursday, March 13th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One, Chapter Number Five. Having pumped the incredibly freakish Jennifer, the Incredibly Freakish, and filled her with so much of my man-cream that she was nothing more than a walking, human éclair, I decided that it was high-time for a little light refreshment. I headed back to the scrap-yard, where I […]
Tags: alcohol, beer, botter, drunk, homeless, Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish, Lord Likely, piss, tramps, urine
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Lord Likely Gets Dirty
Saturday, March 8th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One – Part the Fourth. February, 1857.Miss Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish was an arresting, trouser-tightening sight; and I knew right there and then that I simply had to have her. And suffice to say, what I desire, I ultimately get. I am Lord Likely, after all. “Why on Earth do you […]
Tags: botter, dustbin, homeless, intercourse, Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, sex
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Lord Likely is One: The Third Part
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
February 24th, 1857. Against all my better judgement, I followed the foul-smelling, cider-swigging reprobate as he led us through the twisting back-streets and alley-ways of the city. I made sure that Botter, my man-servant, kept closely behind me, lest any more ruffians leapt from the shadows and tried to bugger me six ways to the […]
Tags: booze, botter, Flakey Jim, homeless, Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish, Kenneth the Hat, Lord Likely, penis, scrapyard, wretches
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Lord Likely is One: Part The Second
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
February 24th, 1857. There are few things more horrifying, more terrible, more downright cataclysmic than running out of alcohol. The awfulness of this situation is multiplied by a factor of a million when one is supposed to be holding a magnificent ball to celebrate the one-year anniversary of one’s journals, as I had proposed. Immediate […]
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Lord Likely is One
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
February the Twenty-Fourth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven Oh, dear diary! Today is a special day indeed, for it heralds the one year anniversary of our joyous union! Can it really be twelve months since I first opened you up, took my quill firmly in my hand and thrust it betwixt your soft, creamy pages, and filled you […]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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