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    Disaster At The Likely Estate

    Wherein Injustice is Exposed

    Saturday, July 19th, 2008

    July 20th, 1857. With a furious rage in my heart, and a large double-ended dildo in my hand, I set off to track down the despicable Dagos who had taken up residence in my precious home, with the intention of violently introducing the sizable sex-toy to their filthy Italian rectums. Botter lagged several paces behind, [...]

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    The Love Dungeon

    Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

    July 20th, 1857. “Here we are, Botter,” I boomed in a loud, steady voice, “This is…THE LOVE DUNGEON!” “Crikey!” chirped Botter as he followed me out of the secret passageway, and into the new room. ‘Crikey’ was hardly a befitting exclamation with which to convey the required admiration and respect for this den of debauchery. [...]

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    The Dirty Cow

    Thursday, July 10th, 2008

    20th July 1857. Having been cooped up with my man-servant in a dark (and increasingly noxious) tunnel for almost an hour, it was with great relief that we finally resurfaced in my magnificent mansion, via a secret trapdoor which lead us out into my vast, well-stocked library. “Thank toss for that!” I wheezed, as I [...]

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    Tunneling Into the Past

    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

    20th June, 1857. Hmmm, now where was I? Ah yes. I had apparently lost my home and my entire estate to a couple of swarthy Italians in a drunken wager, and my man-servant and I were now attempting to sneak our way back into the Likely Estate via a secret tunnel, when all of a [...]

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    Up the Dirty Tunnel

    Monday, June 30th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]

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    The Italian Stallion

    Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. I was in some exceptionally deep excrement. Was it really at all possible that I had gambled away the ownership of my entire Estate whilst off my Lordly tits on booze in Italy? Could I really have been that inebriated? Or were the two Italian miscreants currently taking up residence in my [...]

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    Disaster at the Likely Estate

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. After a couple of days of jubilant celebrations, during which I was (quite rightly) hailed and revered as a returning hero (and thus plied with so many drinks and women I thought I had died and gone to some sort of sexy Heaven), now it was finally time for me to return [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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