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    Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances

    ‘Til Death Do Us Part

    Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

    DOUBLE-LENGTH LIKELY!

    His lordship has successfully evaded marriage – but will he be able to escape from the church with his blood still contained within his noble form?

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    Wherein Likely Takes Helena Up the Aisle

    Thursday, November 5th, 2009

    The unthinkable is about to be thunk – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, is due to be wed! And furthermore, his bride-to-be is an evil, blood-sucking vampiress!

    Is this the end of the bachelor lifestyle for his lordship?

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    An Incredible Invitation

    Friday, October 23rd, 2009

    Lord Likely cordially invites you all to his…wedding? What the deuce?!?

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    Evan Help Us

    Monday, October 19th, 2009

    Wherein Evan Hellsinger gives Likely and Spunkleford some shocking information, and wherein Likely gives Hellsinger a broken nose.

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    Introducing Evan Hellsinger

    Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

    Lord Likely and Inspector Spunkleford find themselves facing an unseemly death at the hands of a blood-crazed doctor…

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    Maid to Pleasure

    Monday, October 5th, 2009

    After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…

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    Wherein A Steak Strikes Strix

    Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

    Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – faces off against Mr. Strix – blood-sucking vampire and all-round bastard. Who shall triumph?

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    Meeting Mr. Strix

    Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

    Despite his initial reservations and scepticism, Lord Likely finds himself heading to meet with a vampire – the bloodthirsty Mr. Strix!

    Dun-dun-duuuuuuun!

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    Is There A Doctor in the Hearse?

    Monday, September 7th, 2009

    Lord Likely meets a dead man who is proves to be a good deal more alive than a corpse ought to be…

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    Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances

    Monday, August 31st, 2009

    NEW! A brand-new adventure for his lordship, as an evil presence threatens London Town – and this time, it is not one of Botter’s foul bottom-burps.

    Be prepared for chills, thrills and all kinds of spills as Likely prepares to go up against some vile, Victorian vampires…

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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