The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
His lordship has successfully evaded marriage – but will he be able to escape from the church with his blood still contained within his noble form?
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
The unthinkable is about to be thunk – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, is due to be wed! And furthermore, his bride-to-be is an evil, blood-sucking vampiress!
Is this the end of the bachelor lifestyle for his lordship?
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Lord Likely cordially invites you all to his…wedding? What the deuce?!?
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Wherein Evan Hellsinger gives Likely and Spunkleford some shocking information, and wherein Likely gives Hellsinger a broken nose.
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
Lord Likely and Inspector Spunkleford find themselves facing an unseemly death at the hands of a blood-crazed doctor…
Monday, October 5th, 2009
After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – faces off against Mr. Strix – blood-sucking vampire and all-round bastard. Who shall triumph?
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
Despite his initial reservations and scepticism, Lord Likely finds himself heading to meet with a vampire – the bloodthirsty Mr. Strix!
Monday, September 7th, 2009
Lord Likely meets a dead man who is proves to be a good deal more alive than a corpse ought to be…
Monday, August 31st, 2009
NEW! A brand-new adventure for his lordship, as an evil presence threatens London Town – and this time, it is not one of Botter’s foul bottom-burps.
Be prepared for chills, thrills and all kinds of spills as Likely prepares to go up against some vile, Victorian vampires…
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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