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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    The Mystery of the Missing Moustache

    The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part Three

    Thursday, May 17th, 2007

    May, 1856 “You sir, are a rotter of the highest order, and I will not hesitate to punch your lordly lights out!” These were the angry words of Lord Hungwell, who was now standing in my doorway, having assaulted your noble narrator once already. “Sir, I must ask your reasoning for this outrageously violent outburst […]

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    The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part Two

    Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

    May, 1856 “I swear, sir! I do not know anything about the whereabouts of your moustache! I really, truly, know nothing, milord,” Botter ranted, as I towered over him, giving him my very sternest of looks. “Botter, Botter. Do calm down, and take a seat. Now, this is how this interview will proceed,” I said, […]

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    The Mystery of the Missing Moustache – Part One

    Sunday, May 13th, 2007

    May, 1856 My hangover from the party did not begin to lift until well into the afternoon, when my body decided to clear itself of all remaining toxins by forcing them out through my mouth shortly after lunch. As Botter departed to wash out the chunks of my stately sick now entangled in his hair, […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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