The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
May, 1856 “You sir, are a rotter of the highest order, and I will not hesitate to punch your lordly lights out!” These were the angry words of Lord Hungwell, who was now standing in my doorway, having assaulted your noble narrator once already. “Sir, I must ask your reasoning for this outrageously violent outburst [...]
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
May, 1856 “I swear, sir! I do not know anything about the whereabouts of your moustache! I really, truly, know nothing, milord,” Botter ranted, as I towered over him, giving him my very sternest of looks. “Botter, Botter. Do calm down, and take a seat. Now, this is how this interview will proceed,” I said, [...]
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
May, 1856 My hangover from the party did not begin to lift until well into the afternoon, when my body decided to clear itself of all remaining toxins by forcing them out through my mouth shortly after lunch. As Botter departed to wash out the chunks of my stately sick now entangled in his hair, [...]
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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