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    One Score and Four

    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Three: A Tip of the Hat

    Saturday, February 6th, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-THREE! And with only an hour to go, Likely, Felicity and Botter must hasten to the palace to save the Queen – and the entire British Empire!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed

    Thursday, February 4th, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Two: Pigeon Post

    Sunday, January 31st, 2010

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO: Coo! A clue!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-One: Back on the Trail

    Saturday, January 30th, 2010

    AAAAAAND we are returned! HOUR TWENTY-ONE, and Likely and Felicity receive an unexpected visitor…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twelvety-Seventh: Wherein Likely Does Bugger All For An Hour

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Hour…Twelvety-Seventh?!? And Likely does BUGGER ALL for an HOUR.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Something: Likely’s Lost Hours

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty: Wherein Likely Loses Time

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?

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    One Score and Four, Hour Fifteen: Wherein Likely Has A Drink

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Fourteen: Bad Hatters

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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