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"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."


"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."


"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."


"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."


"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"


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    Monday, January 18th, 2010

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    Sunday, January 10th, 2010

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    Thrusting Into the New Year

    Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

    Lord Likely presents a mere taste of the most ASTONISHING adventures to come in this New Year!

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    Wherever There is Blame, There is a Claim

    Monday, August 10th, 2009

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    A Terribly Important Announcement

    Friday, January 23rd, 2009

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    Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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    Interval: A Delightful Day of Death

    Sunday, September 14th, 2008

    September, 1857. I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say. Toodle-pip! – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder! once killed a man. Well, we say ‘kill’. We mean ‘touched […]

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    Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

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    Lord Likely Will Be In His Trailer

    Thursday, February 7th, 2008

    In which his lordship interrupts proceedings with a brief commercial interval. February, 1857. Good day, all! We all know how incredible, amazing, dashing, debonair and all-round damned-well astonishing I am, but still there remain people in this wide world who have no idea of how fantastic I truly am. With this in mind, I have […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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