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    Posts Tagged ‘ballads’

    A Second Helping of Lord Likely’s Big Hairy Ballads

    Thursday, October 9th, 2008

    October, 1857. Good day, all! While my latest astonishing adventure romps along towards its doubtlessly thrilling, under-garment drenching climax, I thought it was high time we had a brief respite from such relentless action, and took the time to appreciate some more of my frankly brilliant poetry, pulled from my as-yet unpublished book of verse, […]

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    Lord Likely’s Big Hairy Ballads

    Monday, August 11th, 2008

    August the Twelfth, 1857. Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are those in this wide world who would have you believe that I, Lord Likely (Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentleman of Action) am nothing more than a lecherous buffoon, a lewd and undignified scoundrel, born without a shred of decency and cursed with a cold, […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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