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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    03 March 2009

    Lord Likely’s General Twattery

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    IN recognition of the second anniversary of my astonishing adventures, and in celebration of my  continued wonderfulness, I decided to commission professional strip-cartoonist Mr. Jamie Smart to draw a comical piece capturing me in all my undoubted glory.

    The above splendid strip-cartoon is the result of Mr. Smart’s toil, and I am sure you will agree that he has done a marvellous job in embodying my truly complex and varied nature. Also, he has managed to make my moustache look as luxuriant as ever. Huzzah!

    Mr. Jamie Smart is a comic-strip artist (as opposed to a comic strip-artist, which is an entirely different prospect altogether) who has put his mighty talents to use drawing pictures and writing words for American comic books, to t-shaped shirts, as worn by the more uncouth members of society.

    You may peruse his fine portfolio of work both hither and thither.

    Mr. Smart’s cartoon-strip is the first of many tributes to my fabulous self which I shall be sharing with you over the next two weeks or thereabouts. If you wish to share in the Likely Worship, then do feel free to send your lines of verse, your perfect prose, your artistic daubings or even your full musical compositions to Likely Towers via electrical mail:

    [email protected]

    I shall then print them here for all my readers to view with their eyeballs, which shall serve to make you seem a thousand per-cent more attractive instantly by mere association with one as incredible as I.

    Now, let the celebrations recommence! I demand more booze, and/or naked breasts.

    – Lord Likely.

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    Comments

    13 incredible interjections thus far.

    missproletariat

    I hope you never live to see the year 2009, Likely. The shock of it all just might kill you.

    (Loved the comic, by the way.)

    missproletariat, March 3rd, 2009 at 4:23 am

    Alex L.

    I’d like to think Lord Likely could beat the working class out of someone.

    Love the cartoon.

    Alex L., March 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Scaryduck

    On the Scaryduckworth-Lewis method of rating stuff for excellence, I give this:

    17/20. Kate Humble in a wet T-shirt competition

    Scaryduck, March 3rd, 2009 at 8:41 am

    nursemyra

    I’ve got the naked breasts…..

    nursemyra, March 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Miss Proletariat, many thanks! I very much doubt the future would be ready for me though, never mind the other way around!

    Mr. L, all the working classes need is a good beating. Honestly, I should be Prime Minister. I would soon turn this country around!

    Mr. Duck, I fail to understand your rating system as it clearly does not recognise perfection when presented with it!

    Nurse Myra, I demand proof!

    Toodle-pip!

    – Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, March 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Augusto

    I was sure from the title that his lordship had hired General Twattery as a new bodyguard to lead the security team at the prestigious Likely Towers and Deluxe Garden Villas.

    Augusto, March 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Pseudonymph

    Beating working class out of people. Well, SOMEONE has to do it.

    Pseudonymph, March 4th, 2009 at 3:23 am

    Jeffman

    It brings a tear of pride to one’s eye.

    Jeffman, March 4th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    trauma queen

    Since you have now reduced your grand self to a cartoon, why don’t you become a comic strip-artist and publish stories of your adventures in a strip? It shall be such a tease!

    trauma queen, March 4th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Augusto, I do have a good friend in the military called General Twattery, as it happens. And another called Major Arsehole, who is not as irritating as he may sound.

    Pseudonymph, I consider it my pleasure and my duty, madam!

    Jeffman, to which eye do you refer, sir?

    Trauma Queen, I have not reduced myself at all, madam! I merely mean to conquer each and every art-form going! Which, I think you shall find, I am managing with considerable ease.

    Toodle-pip!

    – Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, March 6th, 2009 at 1:33 am

    Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee

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    Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee, February 25th, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Lord Likely’s Top Fives

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    Gimme Five – Andy Fanton Dot Com

    […] series The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely (the latter of which Jamie wound up doing a guest comic for, which blew my mind). Knowing I wanted to do more, Jamie very kindly let me know that veteran […]

    Gimme Five – Andy Fanton Dot Com, March 13th, 2017 at 2:37 pm

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