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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    11 July 2012

    Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer

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    THEY ARE all at it. 

    Mr. Abraham Lincoln has recently revealed a hitherto unknown skill for dispatching vampires, whilst elsewhere, Miss Elizabeth Bennett has proven herself to be rather adept at removing revenants. Everywhere you look, there is some unlikely hero battling some sort of terrible beast. It makes one’s head spin.

    Naturally, I am not one to refrain from hopping on board the latest bandwagon – no matter how shoddy its construction or erroneous its journey –  and so I thought I would share my own genre hybrid, in which Mr. Louis Pasteur is tasked to slaughter a monster of the sea.

    I am sure you will agree, ’tis a KRAKEN read.

    I thank you, and goodnight.

    – Lord Likely. 

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    6 incredible interjections thus far.

    Kompani

    Sir, whilst your effort is somewhat short in length it is still perfectly formed and executed with aplomb. Damn fine show.

    Kompani, July 11th, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Lady Polly

    I must agree with Kompani! A most enjoyable few moments were had.

    Lady Polly, July 11th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Lord Likely

    Many thanks, chums! Usually I’d argue that size IS everything, but in this case I think short is sweet!

    Thanks again for stopping by! Do make yourselves at home.

    – Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, July 11th, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Rhianon Jameson

    A kracking – er, cracking – story! There may be something to this “mash up” business after all.

    Rhianon Jameson, July 11th, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Lord Likely

    Many thanks, m’dear! I’ve long been an advocate of bringing two things together, sometimes more!

    Toodle-pip!

    – Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, July 12th, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Trauma queen

    Jolly Good! This is what happens when you replace a henchman with a Frenchman.

    Trauma queen, July 12th, 2012 at 1:44 pm

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