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- The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park
- Our Mutual Fiend
- Botter's Astonishing Adventure
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
- One Score and Four
- A Christmas Carry On
- Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances
- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Adventures Thus Far
Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders
Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…
Tags: beer, botter, breasts, halloween, horror, humour, Lord Likely, parody, Pounded Clam, pub, rat, short story, terror, Victorian
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The Likely Letters – Part Two
Saturday, May 7th, 2011
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, fiction, humour, letters, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, mystery, penis, soup, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Likely Letters – Part One
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying […]
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, Doctor Cockfoster, erection, fiction, harlot, humour, injury, intercourse, letters, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. A D Fanton, mystery, parody, penis, Sandy Staddleton, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, whore
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The Strange Case Of The Sinister Snowman, Part Two
Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!
Tags: adventure, botter, Christmas, fiction, hanging, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mr. Ambrose Clutchpenny, Mr. Arthur Funtwhistle, New Year, snowman, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman, Part One
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010
IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a […]
Tags: adventure, botter, Christmas, fiction, Fizziwig Lane, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mr. Ambrose Clutchpenny, Mrs. Penelope Twigglebottom, murder, mystery, snowman, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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All Rise For The Likely Anthem
Friday, October 8th, 2010
Lord Likely presents the world with the unedited version of his ASTONISHING anthem!
Tags: anthem, botter, cocking fantastic, comedy, fog, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, iTunes, Javier Spoons, Lord Likely, music, mystery, podcast, Victorian, webfiction, weblit
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The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale
Thursday, September 30th, 2010
The cortex-shattering conclusion to Lord Likely’s first ever audio serial is here! Will Likely save the city from it’s unseen menace? Well, YES.
Tags: adventure, audio adventure, botter, comedy, fog, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, iTunes, Javier Spoons, Lord Likely, mystery, podcast, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two
Monday, September 27th, 2010
Part Two of Lord Likely’s Astonishing Audio Adventure finds our hero concocting a plan, and generally being dashing and fabulous.
Tags: adventure, audio adventure, botter, comedy, fiction, fog, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Javier Spoons, Lord Likely, mystery, podcast, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
Prepare thine ear-holes for a BURST of Likely, as the first part of an all-new audio adventure commences!
Tags: adventure, audio adventure, botter, comedy, fog, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Javier Spoons, Lord Likely, mystery, podcast, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Our Mutual Fiend: The Finale
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!
Tags: Arial Black, botter, Charles Dickens, Evan Hellsinger, Fagin, fiction, horror, humour, Lord Likely, Martin Chuzzlewit, Miss Havisham, Mystery of Edwin Drood, Nicholas Nickleby, publisher, publishing, Tiny Tim, undead, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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