The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Saturday, February 25th, 2017
TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]
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Friday, May 29th, 2015
Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.
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Friday, November 27th, 2009
Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
January, 1857. – Lord Likely ***** Next time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship clashes with another Victorian rogue, in a special one-off adventure! (We promise it will happen, this time.) Attention! There are still two days left to vote for his lordship’s journals as being ‘The Best Blog You’ve Never Heard […]
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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
August, 1856 I wonder if I may momentarily interrupt my recollections about my damned voyage to America, to inform you all of a rather bizarre occurrence which befell me recently. What am I saying? Of course I cocking-well may momentarily interrupt – these are my ruddy journals and I shall do as I damned well […]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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