The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
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Friday, November 27th, 2009
Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.
Tags: adventure, Alexander Graham Bell, autobiography, book, botter, Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, Christmas, cliff, cockles, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Lord Loathsome, publishing, Robert Peel, seashells, Victorian
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Sunday, November 22nd, 2009
Help Lord Likely tackle that cad cancer, using the might of his magnificent moustache!
Tags: cad, cancer, charity, donate, Lord Liekly, moustache, moustache-o-rama, Movember, prostate cancer
Posted in Random Insertions | 15 Comments »
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
DOUBLE-LENGTH LIKELY!
His lordship has successfully evaded marriage – but will he be able to escape from the church with his blood still contained within his noble form?
Tags: adventure, blood, botter, Evan Hellsinger, fiction, Helena Handbaskett, horror, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Spunkleford, vampires, whisky
Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 6 Comments »
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
The unthinkable is about to be thunk – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, is due to be wed! And furthermore, his bride-to-be is an evil, blood-sucking vampiress!
Is this the end of the bachelor lifestyle for his lordship?
Tags: botter, Evan Hellsinger, fiction, Helena Handbaskett, horror, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, vampires, Victorian, wedding
Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 11 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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