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    Archive for February, 2009

    Let Us Party Like It Is 1899

    Friday, February 27th, 2009

    Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).

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    Ah, There You Are…

    Monday, February 23rd, 2009

    Rejoice!, for Lord Likely returns in spectacular style, in a rather swish and incredibly swanky new residence.

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    Lord Likely Bangs

    Saturday, February 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely seems to be still alive, according to some compelling evidence which recently came to light. However, just as I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, think I have his lordship in my grasp, something truly terrible occurs…

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    Caught On A Photographic Device

    Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

    Lord Likely is still missing, presumed dead or very severely drunk. I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, had given up hope of finding his lordship, until some photographic prints arrived upon my desk…

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    Inspector Spunkleford Is On The Case

    Sunday, February 15th, 2009

    It began like any other day for me, Inspector Albert Spunkleford. Then disaster struck – we ran out of jam in the house. Then, further disaster struck – Lord Likely was apparently DEAD…

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    Lord Likely is Dead

    Sunday, February 8th, 2009

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    Wherein Mrs. Bapps Is Given The Boot

    Monday, February 2nd, 2009

    Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: this happened. November, 1857. “WELL, sir, what will you have become of me?” snarled Mrs. Bapps, as Botter carefully trained his rolling-pin on her. “Am I to be arrested, and hung for my crimes? Or will you just kill me now? What? What will you do?” “I […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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