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Archive for February, 2009
Let Us Party Like It Is 1899
Friday, February 27th, 2009
Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).
Tags: astonishing, celebration, Inspector Spunkleford, journals, Likely Estate, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, party
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Ah, There You Are…
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
Rejoice!, for Lord Likely returns in spectacular style, in a rather swish and incredibly swanky new residence.
Tags: Lord Likely, portrait, returns, website
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Lord Likely Bangs
Saturday, February 21st, 2009
Lord Likely seems to be still alive, according to some compelling evidence which recently came to light. However, just as I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, think I have his lordship in my grasp, something truly terrible occurs…
Tags: Chief Inspector Wiltwick, dead, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, is, jam, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Mrs. Spunkleford, mystery, Scotland Yard
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Caught On A Photographic Device
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
Lord Likely is still missing, presumed dead or very severely drunk. I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, had given up hope of finding his lordship, until some photographic prints arrived upon my desk…
Tags: dead, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, is, jam, Lord Likely, Mrs. Spunkleford, mystery, Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes
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Inspector Spunkleford Is On The Case
Sunday, February 15th, 2009
It began like any other day for me, Inspector Albert Spunkleford. Then disaster struck – we ran out of jam in the house. Then, further disaster struck – Lord Likely was apparently DEAD…
Tags: dead, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, jam, Lord Likely, Mrs. Spunkleford, mystery, prostitute, Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes
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Lord Likely is Dead
Sunday, February 8th, 2009
Tags: dead, deceased, Lord Likely, no longer alive
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Wherein Mrs. Bapps Is Given The Boot
Monday, February 2nd, 2009
Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: this happened. November, 1857. “WELL, sir, what will you have become of me?” snarled Mrs. Bapps, as Botter carefully trained his rolling-pin on her. “Am I to be arrested, and hung for my crimes? Or will you just kill me now? What? What will you do?” “I […]
Tags: bootblack, botter, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mrs. Bapps, William Swishbuckle
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 14 Comments »
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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