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    Archive for April, 2009

    Prime Suspect

    Sunday, April 19th, 2009

    With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.

    Could this cad really be the culprit?

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »

    Is There A Doctor in the House?

    Saturday, April 11th, 2009

    With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!

    However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »

    Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

    Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.

    Just another typical day for his lordship, then.

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 12 Comments »

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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