The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Sunday, April 19th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.
Could this cad really be the culprit?
Tags: breasts, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, mystery, peal necklace, Pilferton Swypes, theft, whodunnit
Saturday, April 11th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!
However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.
Just another typical day for his lordship, then.
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, tits, whodunnit, Winsome Pine
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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